Brooke Hogan is "secretly" engaged to her choreographer boy friend, Jonathan Prater. They want to keep it under wraps due to the family problems right now.*
How can you have a secret if no one gives a shit? No one gives a shit what Brooke Hogan, her boy friend or the rest of her retarded family is doing. We don't give a shit, Brooke! Unless she's engaged to her dad. Yeah, I'll bet that's it. Brooke Hogan is engaged to Hulk Hogan and will be walked down the aisle by her pink tutu wearing paroled brother while their mom sits in the front row crying and having a bad hair day. The guy in the coma will be the ring bearer..they'll just dress him up and shove his wheeled bed real hard down the aisle. Duct tape a smile on his face. I hate these people.
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That guy's in for a shock on their wedding night.
have you seen the pix of John??? you can't lift these pix....so here's the link...
http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=7091&photo_key=17371
how is that guy even ALIVE with that kind of hole in his skull????
Gonna find a Peeeeeeeeeeny!
She's engaged? She's not even 20 yet, is she? She's totally getting married to get away from her parents. Happens all the time. Kids that want to take control of their own lives will often get married to be able to do so, from a religion or super controlling parents or w/e...never lasts.
could she try to be little more hideous here? I know this is a 2007 photo but it's baaaaad. Dayum, girl. Ugleeee.
The guy she's marrying must be desperate for fame, any fame. That's the only reason I can think of anyone marrying her.
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She's engaged? She's not even 20 yet, is she? She's totally getting married to get away from her parents. Happens all the time. Kids that want to take control of their own lives will often get married to be able to do so, from a religion or super controlling parents or w/e...never lasts.
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Uh... that might be the case if she were middle-class "Polly from Podunk"... but she's "Brooke (Dudelookslikealady) Hogan" and without a doubt she has the financial means to live independently from Mommy & Daddy. Her "music career" may have tanked, but she made bank from the TV shows for sure.
Matter of fact she's living out here in LA these days and just travels back to Flo-town to visit.
Besides, what's the big deal about being engaged at 20? JamieLynn Spears is... and she's only 17~ (and preggo!)
she is such an ugly slut how could anyone like her plus her music sounds like something out of someone ass
she is such an ugly slut how could anyone like her plus her music sounds like something out of someone ass
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