Friday, May 23, 2008

Celeb wannabe quote of the day

Audrina Patridge: “I am not an attention whore. I’m not going to release naked photos of myself just to get attention. I’d rather get different attention and be respected.”
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Oh, Haaaaail no, you'd never do that. You are not an attention whore..you are a cross eyed attention whore. And we know that's a lot different. You know how we know that, Audrina? Because we're almost as smart as you. Genius.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

just being on The Hills qualifies her as an attention whore! She's not even attractive as all that. Her mouth is f'd up. She's got those huge honkin' Osmond teeth going on.

Dirty Disher said...

Yep, and cock eyed. BTW, I didn't miss her nip with the snarky fish, her nips are cockeyed too.

Anonymous said...

bet she's a scraper with those huge chompers

Anonymous said...

2 words.

Absolute fool.