Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Jessica Simpson new country song "Come On Over"



I don't like new country, so I'm not a good judge. It sounds like the same old shitty shit to me. The only difference between Ali Lohan and Jessica Simpson is that Jess can actually carry a tune and has a kick ass voice. I'm reminding myself that I loved Linda Ronstadt even though she didn't write her own stuff either. But, I'm not buying this crap. This aint Hank, it's coon hound poo. No, it's not even country enough to be coon hound poo..it's yorkie poo.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think saying she has a "kick ass voice" is taking it a bit far! But, she is a pretty girl with an ok voice, and that will take her far enough!

Anonymous said...

She looks good on here & I didn't even click it to listen since I'm at work. I think Tony Romo is doing pretty good for himself to have her for a gf, he's not a handsome man. Albeit a very rich one, he's still not cute. She likes jock types tho.

Dirty Disher said...

The girl CAN sing, that's all I was sayin'.

Anonymous said...

Sure she can! So can Jennifer Lopez and Britney Spears.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, and Paula Abdul : )

Anonymous said...

DD, there are so many different artists out there now that we can all pick & choose among the thousands. My daughter has jess's Cd's & loves her. She also has Ozzy's & many others, celine Dion, Nirvana, I mean the range is huge. No country unless you can count Leann Rimes "Blue" back in the day, & who didn't love that? So, music is all about individual tastes, otherwise life would be monotone & boring. You know that, you raised a fine musician. Music IS life! There is nothing to defend when it comes to music.

Anonymous said...

She can sing. J-lo and Brittney cant sing for shit. I have a feeling this song will be a hit for her. I listened with my eyes closed and felt it had real good two-step potential. The honky tonks will play the shit out of it and my guess is there'll be some hay rolling going on as well.

Anonymous said...

Yes, DD, she can sing, but a) she's no Linda Ronstadt, and b) her voice is nothing special. I think what she's trying to do, by putting out a country album, is try to find a new fan base, cuz the old fans got bored and stopped buying her stuff. Country music is huge, and someone in her camp is shrewd enough to have figured out that this is a good way to extend her 15 minutes. Betcha anything she sees herself as the next Shania Twain. Sigh...we'll never get rid of her at this rate.

CapriciousCat

Anonymous said...

Jessica has country roots, she is from Texas, ya'll. She's way more believeable doing country then Lousiana native Brit-Brit would be. I bet she used to sing at church & probably covered country tunes when she was growing up & just starting out. & yes country music is getting real sexy, time she got aboard!

Anonymous said...

don't think country fans will accept her, or at least not at first. seems kinda contrived to me. bandwagoner.

Anonymous said...

D.D My Husband Produces and he can Make anyone sound like this. Now... can this stooopid bitch sing live? The last time the Whore tried, she ran off the Stage Crying.

Also Shania has already done " Come On Over " Can this bimbo come up with her own material?

sigh... Tranny, Jessica Simpson is just another slut who fucked her way to the top.

Dirty Disher said...

It's an old song?? That sucks.

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 5:51 wrote- "D.D. My Husband Produces and he can Make anyone sound like this. Now... can this stooopid bitch sing live? The last time the Whore tried, she ran off the Stage crying...."
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THANK YOU for cutting through all the bullshit with the TRUTH.

I was just about to burst a blood vessel over all the whiny "Girl can SING!" remarks from all the apparent 'Jessica Disciples' in DishyLand.

Are your memories so poor you can't recall the "Jess Lives/Dolly Dies!" fiasco? And ANYone over the age of 10 is well-aware of the fact that just about every singer's voice is enhanced (at the very least) in the studio. When she's forced to "perform", I guarantee you she's lip-syncing to pre-recorded, enhanced studio tracks.

The only thing "Girl" can do, and do well, is drive every man she dates into psycho-therapy.