John Mayers hair..the saga continues

John Mayer continues to crack me up. More on his hair..John demanded that a reporter from People touch his hair. He told her, “It’s important because it draws people together. Feel it. Run your fingers through my hair, and tell me what it feels like.”

Then he demanded she Haiku about what his hair felt like. When she couldn’t do it on the spot he said, “That’s the thing. No one can do it.”

LMAO..You go,John, People asked for that. As for the Haiku..hmm...let me give it a shot...

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John Mayer hair, thick shine,

There is no war or Perez,

elections, You Tube

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There is just Mayer hair,

Spun by hot starlet fingers,

Wonderland of pubes.

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(Takes a bow.)