Saturday, May 31, 2008

Paris is definitely retarded..so is her bf


Proving once again that she'd not the sharpest crayon in the crazy box, and that her boy friend, aka true love, or the only dipshit that will have her, Benji Madden is also retarded, he wrote this on his Good Charlotte website..
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In a posting on the Good Charlotte website following a family party at Paris’ house, Benji wrote: “There were lots of babies around and everyone brought their dogs and they were all dressed up." She wrote..“We just found out that Eazy, Joel’s dog, and Tinkerbell are now seeing each other. She seems happy, we wish them the best...”
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Eazy is a Pitbull and Tink is a Chihuahua. Do NOT even tell me Tink is too old to breed because I am a dog person and I've sure noticed that old Tinkerbell has gone to that pink LV carrier in the sky. The new Tink is young and ParAss is known for not spaying her pets. If Tink breeds with Eazy they'll think it's all cute until they leave her home alone (and ParAss is never home) and she doesn't get a C-section and dies giving birth to giant pitbull puppies. ParAss can buy Tink all the designer doggie maternity wear in the world, but, this may be the end of her. I've never heard of anything so irresponsible. I don't even know why I care..ParAss can replace Tink from a puppy mill in two minutes flat and still have time to comb out her extensions.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Poor little thing. God, how I hate irresponsible pet owners. I am a firm believer in karma...I cannot wait to see what's in store for Paris.

CapriciousCat