Friday, May 30, 2008

Pete may be nice, but, he can't pick presents for shit


This is Pete Wentz's unusual wedding present for his bride Ashlee Simpson - a giant Lego bumblebee. Pete commissioned artist Nathan Sawaya to make the "Lego Bee" which measures 26ins by 47ins by 36ins and is made from about 18,000 standard Lego bricks. New York based Nathan said: "I was commissioned to create a bee. Why a bee? Because it is romantic of course. "In Hindu myth, Kama, the god of love, has a bow and arrows, and the bow string is made up of bees. In the ancient Greek world the bee symbolized the soul because they migrated in swarms. And the Roman god of love, Cupid, is often pictured with bees or being stung. "I made this bee for a boy who wanted to give his girl a special wedding gift. "They are a fun couple as evidenced by their Alice in Wonderland themed wedding."
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Fuck you, Pete. Either Ashlee is retarded or you are. WTF would you do with that idiot thing? If anyone gave me that, not only would I NOT marry them, they'd find them self in a surgeons office begging to have a giant Lego bee removed from their rectum. Ever heard of Cartier, you ridiculous perpetual adolescent GIRL!? Gawd!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think this thing is really cute and it's an unsusal idea for sure. I think i'd liked it if my husband would come up with something like that, he can give me the diamonds later... ;-)

Anonymous said...

I wholeheartedly agree - the only way I would ever want Lego giftwrapped is in the vacuum cleaner.

Anonymous said...

They're both retarded; that's why they're a match made in heaven.

CapriciousCat

Anonymous said...

Stupid wedding gift. Maybe as a joke gift for not anything in particular. But for a wedding? That thing has gotta be heavy. It's cute but so dumb. Maybe his note with it said the standard 3rd graders Valentine message - "BEE MINE". I vote for anything Cartier as well. But some people have everything already, what can you give a person with everything? I know...a Giant ass Lego Bumble Bee!

Anonymous said...

1 word...eBay

Anonymous said...

>1 word...eBay

I don't think you are allowed to sell husbands there. Even if they are as stupid as Pete.

Anonymous said...

Maybe if she hates it she can send it on over to Jerry Seinfeld? He'd probably like it.

Anonymous said...

she better nip this bullshit in the bud, right now or it will continue! Dumbass gifts from your man are fucking irritating! "That's mah money you're awastin' dipshit", where's the damned receipt? whaddaya mean you took the tag off? how the fu...

Anonymous said...

LMAO, you have some hilarious readers DD ;)