Monday, May 26, 2008

This is not a town


I swear to blog, I thought that was a town. It's not. It's Brad and Angies new house. A source said, "It's called Chateau Miraval in a village called Brignol, which is near from Aix-en-Provence. And it's absolutely unbelievable."
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No shit. It has, I'm not even kidding here, 35 bedrooms, two swimming pools, two gyms, 20 fountains, a vineyard, a lake and moat. 35 bedrooms!!!???? How many kids are they planning?? 20 fountains? A moat? A fucking moat? Jeeeeeeez Louise. They've spent over a million for furniture so far. That was probably just for custom bunk beds. I should have titled this post "Stars homes make me cuss."

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

any other pix of this house?? and how long will they stay there? as long as they do in their homes in new orleans, LA, cambodia, africa, and everywhere else....

Anonymous said...

Who's gonna keep the house when she tells Brad to beat it?. I am guessing it's a vineyard next to the house.

Anonymous said...

Why do they need that many bedrooms anyway? I hear they all sleep together in the same bed.

Eeew. Just, eeew.

Anonymous said...

35 bedrooms? Peasants.

Anonymous said...

They dropped 60 million dollars on the property. No horse stables? How burgeois!. George Clooney is still pissed at Brad for taking his money out of that 2 billion dollar Las Vegas white elephant they had in mind with Randy Gerber. At least now Angelina will have rooms enough for James and her other lovers to live in while Brad mows the lawn and milks the goats. Maybe they'll have a mini Epcot Center representing all the different nationalities of their adopted brood. A mini UN to form scandals and play food redistribution around the table. I wonder what their carbon footprint may be?. Oh yeah, it doesnt apply to them.

Anonymous said...

It almost looks like stadium seating the in background

Anonymous said...

Why the hell do anyone need that many houses. I wont say anything about the amount of rooms cause Angie will definitely be picking up some more kids.
Every few months they pick the "new" place for them to live. First it was the house in New Orleans- which only lasted the length of Brad's movie. Now its this house. Once the kids are popped out they'll move somewhere else.

Anonymous said...

So they won't be Retiring anytime soon?! brangelina will need to keep working BUT the good news is ... maybe they will stay out of the U.S :) Maybe they are selling everything and retiring here?

I'm sure one of the bedrooms is for Jenny Schimizu. lol!

Anonymous said...

Next up! Skankalina will Tell Americans to Donate to the Poor And Stop being wasteful and Greedy!

Then she'll go on & on about how most women don't like being Pregnant. Oh Wait! she's already Preached to All of Us about these things.

Please Stay in France > BEYOTCH<

Anonymous said...

Next up! Skankalina will Tell Americans to Donate to the Poor And Stop being wasteful and Greedy!

NO SHIT! Thats why nobody has any real profound respect for them, they talk outta the side of their mouths. I know people like that, on a smaller scale of course. And I hate them for their hypocrisy as well.