The National Enquirer's source: "Joel is determined not to marry Nicole until she asks forgiveness for her sins and is willing to raise little Harlow with the same religious upbringing that he had…Joel may look like a rebel, but the truth is he is an old-fashioned conservative guy with hardcore Christian beliefs."
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Oh, jeez louise...do I even have to say it? You can't make someone find God for a marriage or a baby. I don't even know if Nicole is without God, but, I'll tell ya what Joel needs to find. That fucking fake friend of his that's talking to the Enquirer and kick the shit out of him.
Oh, jeez louise...do I even have to say it? You can't make someone find God for a marriage or a baby. I don't even know if Nicole is without God, but, I'll tell ya what Joel needs to find. That fucking fake friend of his that's talking to the Enquirer and kick the shit out of him.
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Psst... Nicole... look under a rock... behind a tree. He's (because we all know the Christian god is a man) got to be there somewhere. Maybe in the intricacies of one of Joel's tattoos.
A relationship, a baby and now this! That's just FUBAR! Poor Nicole.
Gawd, I'm getting soft.
Hmmm, I thought I read that he would love to marry her but that she wasn't ready.
I'm really sick of "a source said...". Just a way of covering their lies with imaginary people.
if he's an old-fashioned conservative guy with hardcore christian beliefs then what was he doing having sex before marriage and a baby out of wedlock??
I'm I the only one here that thinks she could do MUCH better???
This cannot be true. He loves her, why he change things up now? This is stupid. He is not that kinda guy. PS: I agree, she could do better. But now she has HIS kid. Kinda changes things.
pft - he may look like a rebel
I have never heard this about him before but now the twenty something singing about highschool and girls and how daddy didn't hug him enough makes me realise that he does seem like on of those lame xtian rock dudes.
his dad was an alcoholic and was very abusive and they were f'g dirt poor. Those boys made themselves from what they had. I give them that. & you know they take good care of mom! Don't know if dear ol' dad is still alive. Anyone? I don't know if the boys care tho.
well if this is true, then I would say they will have a big hurdle to work out and probably if unable to compromise some how, they will split up which would be really sad for all concerned.
DD - you were real tame lol.
crystal
Someone should tell Joel that God is a 350 pound black lesbian!!!
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