Mario Lopez was named People's Hottest Bachelor, but, the Broadway production of A Chorus Line he's starring in got bumped from the theater it's in so that Katie Holmes could be in All My Sons there. Katie won't extend her stay in it so producers decided to make as much bucks as they could by putting her play in a bigger place. Mario is pissed off and crying "But, I'm the hottest cheating gay wad in leotards! People says so! Waaaaaa!" Mario, move to Tommy Girls closet and bend over..you'll both be happier.
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I heard about this. He's ugly! Yes, so what he works out. His face isn't getting better! And he's just such a dick...he probably makes love to his own pictures! No lie! I think he's gay too...
Although certainly not ugly, if he is the best looking bachelor now a days, I think we are in a sad state of affairs.
I don't find that picture very appealing at all.
crystal
beautiful body. Maybe the pic would be more appealing if he looked serious.
I'd hump Mario!~
he's a queer. Loves a guy...himself 4ever!
those dimples make me wanna gag. not a good looking man. I'll take Becks anytime!
Sometimes super-muscled abs look grody. This is one of those times.
Looks like he swallowed a bunch of kittens.
lol @ swallowed kittens. Haven't heard that one before!
I don't think hes ugly but that pic isn't flattering in the least, odd angles. He's dated and lived with some of the most beautiful women around, but i don't think he's all that mature from things they have said after the breakups.
Is he pulling a 'Buffalo Bill' in this shot?
(Y'know... the old penis-tuck?)
"Is he pulling a 'Buffalo Bill' in this shot?
(Y'know... the old penis-tuck?)"
Now put the fucking lotion in the basket!
LMAO!!
"it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"
ow!my stomach
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