Shia LaBeouf has already painted a mental picture of his hotdog selling clown circus parents, now he tells us how his dad is some granola hippie who lives in a teepee. When dad is freezing his pine nuts off, he sleeps in Shia's garage.*
"I love him, but we have similar tastes. Living in close proximity, we get into little battles. Over the fridge, over supplies, just everyday average stuff. Toothpaste, clean towels... it becomes a little overbearing, so we keep him in the garage."But Jeffrey may be overstaying his welcome! "It's not winter anymore, and he's still here," says Shia. "You can't be like, 'Hey Dad, listen, it's time to go back to your tepee.' You can't make him leave."
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Then buy his ass a house, Cheapo. Or at least a propane heater for the teepee. What kind of guy lives in a teepee and is named Jeffrey?? Big Chief Jeffery, heap big head of the clown camp. Hunter of hotdogs. Trader of fresh skinned bath towels. Please.
5 comments:
Uh..where does Dad bathe...or use the potty?
his dad a hippie and was, is ? a drug abuser
Damn, this kid's gonna be a hottie.
shia has sold a tv show based around his childhood and his efforts to break into movies with this drug aggled hippie father tagging along and screwing up at every turn..
sounds very funny and thankfully different to everything else out there.
How old is he? I liked him in the new Indi movie.
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