Bobby Brown's son (what a claim to fame) says he screwed Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom back in the day. Here's how it went down according to a pathetic lick and tell..
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He boasts: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”
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Dude, she was so fucked up back then she'd have frenched her own mother and probably did. She knew you? Hell, I don't even know who you are and I guarantee you I read more the The Blow. I can't even find your pic on the net, that's how not important you are. As for your claim? Big deal. Everyone and their hound dog screwed Lindsay in the can. That's where the meth was. Doh. Your line of bull's been stomped on more than the coke in her "borrowed" pants.
Dude, she was so fucked up back then she'd have frenched her own mother and probably did. She knew you? Hell, I don't even know who you are and I guarantee you I read more the The Blow. I can't even find your pic on the net, that's how not important you are. As for your claim? Big deal. Everyone and their hound dog screwed Lindsay in the can. That's where the meth was. Doh. Your line of bull's been stomped on more than the coke in her "borrowed" pants.
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lol, that caption made me think for a min. my 16 yr old son is brandon brown. lmao! we all had a laugh at this one.
OMG..Bandon, we will call you BrandonNoRealtionToBobby from now on.
Should you care to see what the clown looks like:
http://dlisted.com/node/26421
CapriciousCat
I don't know if I'd be bragging about that if I were Brandon.
He could be the reason she's switched to girls.
Uh wait... her mom says she's not gay!
My bad.
she sure has saggy tits for her age
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