Shirtless Sand Humper was surfing and his bum friends swarmed the paps starting an argument to keep them form their hero. The stoners told the paps to "get a real job" and the paps responded with, "This is a real job. What do you do?" The surfer dude shouted, "I fucking drink beer and party." Then you can hear them shouting "Wooooo!"
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Yeah, it's good to know being drunk and partying is a job, it means all my neighbors are employed. My Internet connection got interrupted today by a fire in the next building. From the hazmet suits I'm guessing it was a meth fire. So, I left and went and got Lissa and took her shopping with her birthday money. She got two bags of toys, a bag of candy and still has three dollars left. And yes, I'm glad to be moving, even if my apartment is cute and the new place is a dump. Wooooo! Gag. You can see the McConaughey/loser film HERE, if you want. I couldn't watch it all, I am seriously tired of watching losers.
Yeah, it's good to know being drunk and partying is a job, it means all my neighbors are employed. My Internet connection got interrupted today by a fire in the next building. From the hazmet suits I'm guessing it was a meth fire. So, I left and went and got Lissa and took her shopping with her birthday money. She got two bags of toys, a bag of candy and still has three dollars left. And yes, I'm glad to be moving, even if my apartment is cute and the new place is a dump. Wooooo! Gag. You can see the McConaughey/loser film HERE, if you want. I couldn't watch it all, I am seriously tired of watching losers.
9 comments:
Why are you still living there? Run.
I am. Still packing.Oh, and knocking out walls.
Let us see if we think it's a dump. Post some photos, please.
Why is it a dump? Is it just old?
"real jobs" rule.
"real jobs" rule.
When are you making the move, Dish? I can't imagine the house is in *that* bad of shape!
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Happy as I am for you, I'm really going to miss all the crazy/tragic/hilarious stories from the apartment complex!
There will be more stories, the new place IS a dump, for real and the neighborhood is called Guntown.
NO!!! DD will have crazy stories about her home remodeling projects! It will be better and safer...I hope! Don't get caught in those floods girly!
I'm tired of this guys refusal to grow up and i've also always gotten the conceited fulla him self vibe. Not a fan and don't get the he's 'hot' thing either.
When are you moving to the fixer upper house DD? Can't wait to hear the stories and see the pictures!
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