It's supposed to be a guitar. I had to read that on the package before I finally figured it out. That's because it is a pink penis and 15 year old Miley looks like she's just salivating with joy over it. It also says Disney on the package. Disney fucked up. Every adult in Miley's life seems bent on destroying her career. She might as well give up and go into porn.
Friday, June 27, 2008
The ultimate concert candy
It's supposed to be a guitar. I had to read that on the package before I finally figured it out. That's because it is a pink penis and 15 year old Miley looks like she's just salivating with joy over it. It also says Disney on the package. Disney fucked up. Every adult in Miley's life seems bent on destroying her career. She might as well give up and go into porn.
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15 comments:
it that her daddy's guitar?
wrong, but i couldn't help it!
doesn't anyone THINK about these things? how many departments, peoples approved this 'shape'???
and the color...
Susan
OMFG!! I thot "Is this real?" Why did they make candy for a child that looks like a big pink boner? Does NOT look like a guitar at all to me! This is too funny. Sorry, but this is a good one! Made me laugh today. Thanks DD? The hilarity continues! Glad you are back!
Hey! Just thot of this! Thats Verne Troyers 'widdo pink peen! Thats his sex tape???? Okaaayy...w/e.
Is anyone awake at the pitch meetings?. Surely someone had to notice when the item was introduced as a candy guitar, but looks like a dog's boner instead. Terrible. That's what happens when managers can't say no to an opportunity to make a buck.
So THAT'S what Nick Jonas' penis looks like!! I've been wondering!
coulda been worse, they coulda made lollipops instead! Maybe they will make lollipop microphones? Picture it. Yea...another big pink candy dick! "Suck it" can be their motto!
anyone else notice this?, it's even got a curve to it? It is anatomically correct I 'spose.
Who eats candy at a concert?
CapriciousCat
Little girls do! Or they want a keepsake of the day. Why not ask mom to buy you a little bag of individual, portion controlled pink penises? These have to be made in China. The size concept matters. One question...I wonder if the bag tells you to spit or swallow after eating?
Disney is all about pimping, as crabbie well knows. Thankfully some people can see through commercial crap like this. Raising kids is constant battle to stave off the commercial attacks on good sense.
Good luck with Lissa, DD
LMAO! It's not a pink penis? I hear soccer moms around America with clip boards & picket signs to get that shit off shelves because they don't want their tweens sucking on a pink penis guitar.
xBee
I saw these in the store and the first thing I thought was "What the fuck is that?!?!" It looks even more like a dick when you see it penis to face.
Ahna
introduce the girls to oral sex from an early age onward. The dream of every pedo. And Disney managers.
LOL!! This is a mess!!! I'm going to buy as many of these as I can find!!
It's never too early to stock up for Christmas, I'm going to put one in every stocking at the nursing home I volunteer for and ask them what they think it is...
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