Saturday, June 7, 2008

Why on Earth did Heidi Klum marry Seal??


Because he buys her birthday presents like this?? A gold Bentley Flying Spur? Oh take a flying fuck. I don't care if he bought me the dealership. No. Not even if he promised to dim the lights, get me wasted, not sing and no kissing. Nope. Unless he claimed he only got off on women throwing up on him. Then we might have a deal. And it has to be projectile.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

he must be a really nice person? lol

PS - I don't like to use this as a message board, but I see your posting right now so DD I just sent you emails to the 2 accounts I have for you - PLEASE read it ASAP - thanks.

crystal

Dirty Disher said...

OK!

Dirty Disher said...

I read it, you're good. No problem.

Anonymous said...

just read your reply - thanks, appreciate it.

C

Anonymous said...

Love????

Anonymous said...

Oh. You're brave. I am going to keep quiet on this one, so I don't get struck by lightning.

mm

Anonymous said...

Not for nothing, but I would rather live in a dump with my husband than have this crap thrown at me. I know, I know, I sound silly, but when one person has to start throwing gifts to the other one on an extreme scale...uh...somethings up. She is high maintenance.

Anonymous said...

I realize this is Politically Incorrect for me to say but it's the Truth! Seal could buy me the worls and I wouldn't have sex with him.

He looked better with Tyra. Tyra is weird looking too. They made a better match.

Corina said...

I'm going against the majority.. i think he has a damn good attitude and is really sweet - He's a lot better looking them some other guys out there. Think about it.

Anonymous said...

Hes a decent stand up guuy who was there for her and took care of her when she was dumped while pregnant, then he accepted the kid as his own. Is it any wonder she was drawn to him?

What i dont understand is why now that he has the money, why he hasnt seen someone about the terrible acne scars. Maybe he feels super secure with himself i dont know, but theres alot that could be done to help lessen that mess these days.

Anonymous said...

he isn't soo ugly. And he seems to be a nice person. So why not? If she loves him and he loves her who should judge them?

(me remembers a pic from a Rosenmontagszug where they both looked cute and happy)

Anonymous said...

Dude - they're not acne scars. He was scarred from discoid lupus when he was a kid.

Anonymous said...

didnt know that about the lupus, either way theres help to some degree to be had for the disfigurations.

Anonymous said...

emm, no. There is no real help. Lupus can come back any time, scarring him more. And removing the scars might trigger another episode.

Just let the stuff rest is the best option.

Anonymous said...

aw come on! whitey Heidi loves black dong! Let's stop pretending folks! his voice is stupid, his face is cracked, he over compensates, jack-o-lantern teeth, moves like a girl...

dick hangs down to his knee-caps...guarantee