I'm going to the doctor. I have felt like a bucket of crap for a while now and the medical center here is playing this game I call "The Doctor Lottery." They won't give appointments now, you have to call in every morning to see if anyone cancelled and you can get in to whine. I thought by the time I got in, I'd be all better, but, nope. So, today I won The Doctor Lottery..yay me. I have my "goin' to the doctor" outfit on and I took off the green plastic thongs. Though I don't know why since his offices are filled with pics of him in camo, hunting, which is strangely not comforting, but, better than the Jesus paintings my last doctor had and the advice to pray away a stomach bug. Hmm. Ok, I'll be back soon. Maybe I have something antibiotics cure so I won't be so grouchy this week, huu? Or maybe he'll be carrying his hunting rifle and he can just shoot my ass.
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I KNOW you don't care, you just want the damn blog. I don't blame you. Leave some hate messages...it'll make you feel better.
12 comments:
dd I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER =) AND OF COURSE WE CARE ABOUT YOU TOO! SILLY
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DD!! I love you AND your blog. That's horrible your Dr. choices are between a jesus freak and an animal killer. :( Hope you feel better!
Get better DD! We will miss you! You will be fine. But dont get shot! Sorry you haven't been feeling well. Hope it's not something you got from one of your wild critters. Probably just over did it when you moved and worked so hard. Take it easy will ya'?
never heard of the dr. lottery!!!
hope he fixes ya up!!!!
:hugs:
I was right, just a bug. Got me some pills and on with the gossip. Thanks though.
lol to pray the stomach bug away??? thats alittle much, that doctor would of heard some choice words im sure jesus wouldnt of been to happy to even hear.
good luck a the doctor, hope they find out whats wrong!
Which do I care about more?
A human being or a blog...hmmmmm...
Take care of yourself, f___ the blog. "F___" means "forget" of course! ;)
Good to hear it was nothing serious, Dish.
BTW... you might be surprised to know that you've got lots and lots of people out there who really care about...
.•:*¨¨*:•.YOU.•:*¨¨*:•.
The blog drew us in, but you're the reason we keep comin' back!
Get well soon sweetypie :)
Glad to hear that you got some pills. They have doctor lottery where I live too - I guess them being rich and arrogant is the same around the world.
Get well soon!!!
well if you want to get abused, here it comes..... FUCKIN GET BETTER! BITCH!!
TY! :)
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