Friday, July 18, 2008

Kim and Khloe Kardashian Kerfucked

Khloe got her 30 day sentence reduced to three days. If you refuse to pick up roadside trash as community service and say ta hell with booze ed classes and the judge then reduces your DUI sentence to three days..where's the incentive to do those other things? I wouldn't either. Hell, you could smuggle in some Ambian and sleep for three days and be done with it all. Judges are retarded in Hollywood. Also, mentioning another super stupid thing... several media outlets are reporting that Khloe "desperately" tried to keep her DUI out of the news. It was on the reality show, you fucking idiots. I have no time for tards today.
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Kim's on here because her boy fried (typo, but, I'm keeping it) Reggie Bush wants her to work out and lose weight. He'd be looking for a new girl friend if I was her. All she has is her curves, it's not like she can sing, dance, write, act, run a shop, or walk and chew gum. The girl is worthless, but, curvy. Reggie needs to go date a crank ho groupie or fuck a stick. She'll do it though, that's how stupid she is.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

anyone ever told me to work out and loose weight i'd say i'm gonna loose (insert guy's weight here) real quick while i work out opening the door for them to leave!

Anonymous said...

I can hear Reggie saying: "Work it Kim, that ass ain't gonna fix itself".

My girlfriend asked what I would do if she gained a bunch of weight. I said; "I'd help you pack". For me the issue is laziness. I don't care if you go to the gym, ride a bike, swim, jump rope, hike, tennis, dance or spin; just do something. Sedentary living and stuffing your face with sodas, take-out and cake will zap the joy right out of your life. I can do without it thanks. So many people HAVE to be in a relationship or they feel unfulfilled, so sad. Learn to like yourself.

Dirty Disher said...

What if YOU gain weight anon..will she help you pack? what if you go bald..out the door que ball?

Anonymous said...

Anon 7.43..how about if she has a thyroid condition? Or some other medical ailment which promotes weight gain? Will you tell her to pack then? Wanker!

Mags

Anonymous said...

Good point DD!

7:43 I agree we all need some activity for physical and emotional health but you seem to be overly concerned about the external packaging. Try spending some of that effort on whats inside.

Anonymous said...

anon 7:43...dont you know that when that happens, she is totally gonna get thin, in shape, be the hottest chick out there and you can sit there & wonder what the hell happened? Cuz "The best revenge is looking great"! All women do it too, you asswipe! I hope you go bald, lose your job, go broke and lose all your teeth and get a fat ass from being unemployed! I also hope she sees you for how you really are and dumps your stupid mean ass! She will ya' know? Be afraid, be very afraid!

Anonymous said...

If I gained weight I would put my running shoes on and do something about it. My point is simply that sitting on your ass all day without doing ANY activity will chip away at self confidence and make you miserable. Eating Subway doesn't promote healthy bone structure or better posture, or healthy hearts. "Laziness and infection never take a day off"-I am a surgeon with a bit of experience cutting open bodies of what could only be described as morbidly obese, and it scares me to see more and more of it. Running triathlons kept me from going crazy in medical school and during my eight years of school after college. Exercise releases endorphins, the image in the mirror when you get out the shower barks "good job!". I wish you all good health, and please watch got you eat and pick food that have nutritional value as often as you can.

Dirty Disher said...

Aw, man, you guys are hard on him. He DID have a good point about relationships. Don't scare the make readers off..lol...we have so few.

Anonymous said...

What is a make reader DD?

Anonymous said...

Whatever! I'm workin out for Reggie Bush!

Anonymous said...

Male readers anon, was only a typo.

I don't disagree with 'the doctor' that we all need to be active for the physical and emotional benefits. But to have the narrow minded even pompous thinking that 'you'd help her pack' if she gained weight is truly ignorant.

Being a 'doctor' doesn't make you right or superior in anyway. I bet your full of judgements and assumptions as soon as your paitents walk through the door, thinking you know all about their lifestyles, grocery carts and even intellect.

Hope your gf finds someone who cares about her emotions as you do the size of her ass.

Anonymous said...

Lay off the Mc Donald's and Kool Aid and get on a treadmill. If you need emotional support to get over your lack of motivation then buy Kleenex stock and grow bigger and richer.

Anonymous said...

I think we hit a nerve lol. Is that oh so witty reply is directed at myself? (anon10:30) Then think again doc/mr 'ass'umption, kool aid is nasty tasting & i don't drink the crap, neither do i eat mcdonalds, i'm only a step away from being a vegetarian as the only 'meat' i eat fish.

I don't need to run marathons, excuse me triathlons, to keep fit and feel good about myself, inside and out. But you don't need to be told that do you, you know all.

All that is, except how your callous ignorance makes your gf feel which apparently doesn't matter so long as she keeps herself according to your standards.

Living with you must be pure magic.

Anonymous said...

people have weight gain clauses put in their pre-nups now as a reason to divorce. So being vain/skinny is all about the money sometimes. Staying skinny is not always possible.Someday he will realize that when he's got his paunch! Surprise! It happens. Being skinny doesn't mean you are healthy. Cancer patients are skinny too! Your lady gonna feel good about "helping you pack" when you get that gut, dude? She will be laughing her ass off! I'm a Dr too, asshole. But I'm also a woman.

Anonymous said...

Mom cooked a Porterhouse steak for Daddy every night. We ate what he could not finish. The house motto was: "Slim and sweet; or hit the streets". You gotta do it ladies 'cause it's in the Bible.

Dirty Disher said...

I'm fat, I like Kool aid and I still get hit on. That's all I know.