John says he is tired of gossip, unless he makes it up. He told concert go-ers he fears all things green, weighed 400 lbs at age 12 and He wrote the lyrics to the Kenny Loggins hit “Danger Zone” at age 9. *
Mayer: “When I was a child I would kill small animals and wear their teeth as necklaces,” he deadpanned. “True. Print that. And I’ve always felt deep down that I was born a woman.”
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I always figured Danger Zone was written by a 9 year old. John also added that he was 33% done building a time machine. Good deal, take us back to a time when we thought you were amusing, John.
I always figured Danger Zone was written by a 9 year old. John also added that he was 33% done building a time machine. Good deal, take us back to a time when we thought you were amusing, John.
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About as funny and witty as a cold shower. I think Jennifer is going through a stage and needs to feel young. She hooks up with a musician who is younger and hip and says odd things and now she is younger and deep and hip. I see the end nearing for these two once she grows tired of hanging out with a kid.
Uh, when are entertainers going to just do their jobs and shut the hell up?
CapriciousCat
I agree with 8:09, JA is having a fling with someone younger because it makes her feel better about herself, she's had some crappy knocks in the past few years when it comes to 'love'. She'll wake up one day soon and realize he's not as mature or headed in the same direction as she is, that they want different things out of life and she'll move on.
LMAO thinking about Perez printing an exclusive of the 'facts' about Mayer.
I'll say it again - "he tries too hard". The gossip really gets to him, doesn't it? He's gonna be nuts soon. Don't google yourself daily, Toots, and you'll be better off.
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Jen needs to drop him already. She can do better.
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