There's SandHumpers son, he is adorable. We knew he would be. SandHumper describes the birth..*
“We found a great rhythm,” Matthew tells OK! about the delivery of baby Levi. “Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”
“I have it all chronicled,” he explained. “Becoming a dad is something I’ve dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We’d been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”
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All I have to say is..shut the fuck up, penis owner and what's this "we" shit? A human being wasn't pushing its way out of YOUR ass, SandHump.
9 comments:
Come on!. This guy is so in love with the way he smells so he doesnt use deodorant, he loves the way he looks so he never wears a shirt. Supposedly when he went to Saturday Night Live he kept taking off his shirt in Michael's office. He loves the way he sounds, so he runs his mouth off non-stop. Let's hope, his carrer path is taring Ben Affleck's in the back.
I wonder if he had his drum sticks along to keep the beat?....He is sick you know!
How does one "get tribal" at a birth? DJ'ing brazilian music....this may very well be the strangest thing I have ever read....
You think the baby is adorable? I think he looks a little scrawny and has a head like a house cat. (No offense intended to house cats, their heads look great on them) C'mon - don't say all babies are cute. I have seen some beautiful ones but I have seen some UGLY ones, too.
MM is so gay---are we sure it's his?
How is it possible that he is still among the living after having DJd his child's birth while getting "tribal" on it? Any sane woman would've ripped his head off of his body. I'll bet after 40 hours the nurses and docs wanted to use him for scalpel practice.
we got tribal? we? we who?! asshole, we? what *tribal* hospital were you in? those weren't drums they were her fists on your forehead, jackass
LOL, he is such a prima Donna. I remember the birth of all three of my girls. I just kissed my wifes ass! She deserved it after going through that! Wow. My wife is a super hero. I couldnt imagine doing that once, let alone three times. God I love her.
Bill...You are a great man to have just said that! And you better have meant it! Your wife is a lucky woman and those 3 girls of yours have a great dad! I hope you aren't BS'g us! A man who would say that stuff is a rare find. I thank you *for your wife!!!
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