In an odd pose, Pete Wentz looks for all the world like he'd love to forget his lip syncing wife and bump and just lean in and smootch Nick Jonas and lay his head on the dudes shoulder and forget all this hetro nonsense. When Nick told him he'd taken a chastity vow, Pete sighed, reapplied his eyeliner and went home to sew some more baby clothes. I don't know why I make fun of Pete, it's not like I dislike him..he just makes it so easy. Plus he has Rumer Willis hair. Who did that first? Him or Chinzilla? Nick Jonas is cute, if you like Charlie Chaplin in pull ups. I'm a big kid now! Wheee!
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yeah, if there's gonna be a gayness thing, it will be a Jonas Brother, and soon! Pete will be there to help them learn how to make out with each other too. Pete needs to just "own it", so does Lilo. It's not like we dont all know! & hey! my kid told me that Richard Gere is gay? And had a gerbal stuck in his ass once! LMAO! Any truth to that gay rumor?
No. Sly Stallone started that rumor when they worked together. Sly hated Gere and later admitted he made it up to fuck with him. Good one, huu?
thanks DD! I will have to tell my kid thats not true. She likes Gere but doesn't like Sly, so she will totally believe it.
Kid needs a bigger hat to fit down over his curls.
See that whole sentence is disturbing.
okaaayyy....so who's Petey making out with...John Mayer or the Jonas Brothers? Or all of 'em. I don't think he'd mind.
LMAO @ the Charlie Chaplin in pullups!
IT had me rollin'. Thank goodness I was done with cereal! I'd be chokin'!
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