Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Shannen Doherty is an idiot

Shannen Doherty, who seems to be cutting her hair with a lawn mower lately, walked into a Malibu police station to complain about paparazzi following her. (Yeah, because they all follow her, cough.) The cops had no idea who she was and she left in a huff. Really? She should have said "I'm that talentless has been from 90210 with the one eye that's 4 inches lower than the other who gets fired all the time for being a diva cunt." They would have gone "OH, YEAH!"

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

how old is she? 'cuz she's got some serious crowsfeet already. I'm 51 and I don't even have those things! Her eye was never brought to my attention until you told us DD. Now it's all I see! Glad you are back. How was the Dr? You ok?

Dirty Disher said...

Just a bug. I'm fine and don't have crows feet either. I think my ass is starting to sag though.

Anonymous said...

Get some of those jeans with a sling in the seat!!! HaHa! Hey if a guy can hang his sagging junk in a sling, so can we!

Anonymous said...

she was probably throwing stuff screaming DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?!?!?

then they threw peach pits at her...

Anonymous said...

Matt Kenseth said that to my daughter at a club on Saturday night in Indy MissTia, he was in town for the Brickyard 400 on Sunday. He's 36, she's 22 and she turned him down to sit with him in his VIP area and free drinks. She told him no thanks and she wasn't drinking anyway and she didn't know him, so no thanks again. He got insulted and pissed cuz she didn't know who he was. She was not impressed. Not knowing who a celeb is can be very devaluating! Haha! No big deal to her. She said "why would i go hang out with an old bald guy"? LOL! He's not either, but to her, he was! It was a funny story. She still doesn't get who he is.

Anonymous said...

I dont know who Matt K is either lol

Anonymous said...

Um, me neither. Whe the hell is Matt Kenseth?

Anonymous said...

LOL @ miss Tia's comment. It was probably just like this.

Anonymous said...

he's a NASCAR driver. My son had to explain it to us too! LOL! We had no clue either! See? At least she isn't alone! HaHa!!!!

PS: The jerk is a married man!!!!