Marla: "Hmm, I've played with my boobies on the beach, frolicked with household name Andy Baldwin, done cartwheels, spread my legs so far you could park a 16 wheeler in my cootch and they still aren't looking! Damn! I know..I'll grab this American flag and run with it while singing the American anthem!! What is the American anthem? Oh, wait, I know..money, money changes everything!"
Thursday, July 3, 2008
someone look at Marla Maples before her head explodes!
Marla: "Hmm, I've played with my boobies on the beach, frolicked with household name Andy Baldwin, done cartwheels, spread my legs so far you could park a 16 wheeler in my cootch and they still aren't looking! Damn! I know..I'll grab this American flag and run with it while singing the American anthem!! What is the American anthem? Oh, wait, I know..money, money changes everything!"
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i'll look WHEN her head explodes!
She has a towel of the American flag. Patriotic, except the flag should not touch the ground. She could wear it as a shemagh and sell Dunkin Donuts though.
Pathetic. End of story.
WHY is she always doing this? Her and so many other celebs do this. Romp at the beach for the paps. That is so pathetic and desperate. I don't get it either. Dragging ur ass out to the beach all made up & tanned is a bitch and hard work. If she worked that hard at a real job, she wouldn't have time for this nonsense.
burn that flag, while she's holding it.
It worked! Someone took a picture!
Dang, you're right. Although I'd wager whoever was on the shooting end of the camera was on the receiving end of a fat check. Why is she trying to be in the public eye? Is she hosting a reality TV show? She got a pantload of money from the Hair Turban, right? Otherwise, she's just gone around the bend, jingoist-style.
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