Laughable. Calling her heartbroken over him. And yeah, he probably isn't out and out lying about sending her that "it's over" text...what he's not letting slip is that she didn't give a fuck and was already done with him. Aniston acted like the bigger person and let him do the breaking up after she gave him clear signs she was done. It was her parting gift to a guy she doesn't hate.*
How do I know this shit? Been there, done that, so have most of you. You meet some guy (or chick) and he's hot looking and fun and great in bed, but, right before you can actually fall in love with him you start to notice things that creep you. He's cheap, he talks about himself all the time, he's not that funny when you're alone...and by the time you notice his wandering eye, you just want out with no trouble. So you start blowing him off and distancing, knowing he's not a moron, he'll pick up on it and break up with you real fast, saving you the trouble and his manhood. And you don't care because he wasn't great enough to hate. Oh, that's also after you're bored with the sex, turns out it was only hot because you thought he was so cute at first..he really didn't have a clue. Than you act like a lady and never talk about him except to your real friends who laugh like hyenas on Margaritas when you tell them how lame he gave head and how his ex pooped in his bed. A year later you run into him and you can hug and act friendly because you never gave two shits about him after the first week. True story.
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O.K! D.D!
I admit I prefer flings. I'm a Career Woman in her thirties who has been Married ( Never Again ) and who likes to just date & have fun.
btw. I'm not interested in breeding blobs or dating younger, childish boys like John Mayer either. Jen needs help picking out Men! Especially is she DOES WANT KIDS!
Ba ha ha ha haaa! True! All true.
Sometimes, it's better to just let the guy think he's got one over on ya, IMO. The really immature, petty, insecure ones can make your life difficult if you don't appease their ego sufficiently.
Yup, just let 'em think you're heartbroken. This seems to bring out whatever magnanimous impulse they're capable of and you can escape them relatively unscathed.
I don't believe for an instant that she is crying over him either. She was over it, he tried to hang on but his pride was hurting his ego and he made a choice to just tell her goodbye? Possible. But I still think she dumped him. He deserved it. I think he was really into her because he shaved his GD head! Hoping she would dig his trick to be like Brad, didn't work! I loved your story, you really relate to all of us. Men are just shi** bags of humanity anyway. Sorry guys! Most men, hows that? JM is such a player anyway, he can't be faithful. He will admit to getting a chicks digits at a concert just to call her & have phone sex! he's all about that. & that is STILL cheating!
John is in a never ending pussy buffet. Any woman who thinks she can stop his filandering is wrong. It's just too accesible to him. I was part of the .com boom, and although I don't think I'm much to look at, barracudas came out of the woodwork to date me. I bought so many purses, sunglasses and shoes that I could have opened a store. But I knew the deal, and played them just as hard.
anon 9:19 - are u a cross dresser, a woman that liked to dress to impress or a dude that bought girls fancy gifts to get them in the sack? Take your pick. We could talk all day about this! LOL! BTW- I LOVE Drag Queens. I hope you are one!!! They crack me up!
no, anon above. I am a nerd that struck it rich and started fucking girls that never would have spit on me in high School, but maybe College. I recognize the fact that some women are attracted to succesful men, even if we are not GQ'ish. my point was that John gets an abundance of it, and dumping a hottie like Minka Kelly for shits and giggles and without concern is a very self-assured thing to do; 'cause you know there are 100 waiting around the corner.
LOVE LOVE LOVE this story...truly cracked me up...
They dated. It didn't work out. Still friends. The end.
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