Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Battle of the cuntry queens continues..pick a side



Carrie Underwood was asked by Allure if she kept in tough with Tony Romo.. "We were both small town people doing very big things, and we relied on each other, dealing with fame. I don’t know. The phone will ring and it’ll be him, and I’ll maybe not answer."
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Take that, in your face, Jessica meat eating shirt wearing wanna be. Tony Homo still knows Carrie's number and she may answer and she may not. Jessica Simpson's happiness is in Underwood's hands. She really is a horse whisperer.
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Jessica, meanwhile is busy peeing on sticks and reading whatever she wants to into the results. In July she announced to Tony's family that she was pregnant with with his baby, but, the reaction wasn't what she expected. First there was shocked silence, then his dad yelled that they weren't married and his mom cried "How could you do this to us?" That bit of funny came from a family source who was there, according to the Enquirer. Must have been a disgruntled Romo. But, Jess had read the test wrong and now everyone is happy, but, Jess. Carrie Underwood seems happy. Heh. This kind of explains the Simpson beaver shoot. Carrie can't touch the beaver. Carrie has no control over the Simpson beaver. Jessica's smart like that.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Carrie seems like a more mature and intelligent person than Jess. I am sure hanging out with Jessica involves explaining yourself with basic language skills and putting up with ditzy humor and clingy needy dingbat trying to get you to propose. If Tony is still calling Carrie then Jessica can't hold on to a man.

Anonymous said...

If he's calling Carries then he's calling all kinds of chicks trying to get the hook up! Jess needs to kick him to the curb. He's totally playing her. At least Carrie is adult enough not to fall for it. She should change her # if she doesn't want him to call!

Anonymous said...

BOTH of them need to stop taking his calls! That'll show him!

Anonymous said...

Jess's shirt is fugly!