Friday, August 1, 2008

Brit's fling...maybe



All I know about Britney's latest love interest is his first name, Lee and that he's her body guard. Her reps say this is untrue and Britney is still 100% single. Well, for fucks sake, reps, we never said she wasn't single. I hate Hollywood double talk. I also don't understand how that little dude is a body guard. Does he know some wicked kung-fu or what? Because he's smaller than she is. She needs to ask herself the important questions here..how many frappes can he carry? Can he understand her English accent? Does he mind scraping dog poop off the couch? Will the Entertainment Tonight cameras love him? Can he rap and text at the same time?



4 comments:

Anonymous said...

All he has to do is look at some of the pictures of Britney not too long ago. Sweaty, oily face with big rips in her dance leggings, balancing two venti frappucinos in her hands and her baby on her head, crazy umbrella swniging car fetish, head shaved laughing creepily while exchanging clothes with strangers at clubs and mumbling about time travel, waving a cigarrette around her kids face as if she was extracting a confession in Gitmo. This guy better be a bodyguard; his own. Runback to Israel pal, she's nuts.

Anonymous said...

An affair with her bodyguard seems to me to be a pretty obvious indication that she is still being exploited by those who are close to her. I wonder if he was on staff during all her breakdowns?

Anonymous said...

he's as short as she is. He's no body guard. Where's her big burly black BFF? This guy is sooooo not her type. But she's dated this type before I guess, Adnan. He's from that part of the world too. She's diverse in her tastes I 'spose. He's not cute tho Brit!

Anonymous said...

doesn't look like a body guard to me....where's his ear piece? cell phone? any kind of protection?

i just read somewhere else that her camp has said he's her official photographer...well, where's his camera??????