Size 15 shoes aren't enough, now ParAss is launching her hand bag collection in Denmark. Poor Denmark. Hilton: “I think it’s all about confidence. That’s why my new handbag line is called Confidence. It’s important just to feel in that way and to know and believe in yourself, and everything is possible.”
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You have to hand her one thing, she IS confident. She's confident people still pay attention to her and buy her crap. I hope those toggles are decorative, have you ever gotten stuck at the check out line behind those stupid women with designer bags they can't open? First they contemplate the toggle, search for their glasses, fumble the toggle through the hole, flip the leather piece over the obnoxious double straps, separate the obnoxious double straps so they can bumble around with the safety zipper and finally look inside to discover 14 zippered compartments which they have no idea what to do with. You stand there forever waiting to die while they dig through it all, zipping and unzipping, snapping and hunting. Just when you think it's over, they have to put it all back. If they're writing a check or have coupons, you wish you'd brought a folding lawn chair and your funeral plans.
You have to hand her one thing, she IS confident. She's confident people still pay attention to her and buy her crap. I hope those toggles are decorative, have you ever gotten stuck at the check out line behind those stupid women with designer bags they can't open? First they contemplate the toggle, search for their glasses, fumble the toggle through the hole, flip the leather piece over the obnoxious double straps, separate the obnoxious double straps so they can bumble around with the safety zipper and finally look inside to discover 14 zippered compartments which they have no idea what to do with. You stand there forever waiting to die while they dig through it all, zipping and unzipping, snapping and hunting. Just when you think it's over, they have to put it all back. If they're writing a check or have coupons, you wish you'd brought a folding lawn chair and your funeral plans.
9 comments:
omg! i soooooooo hate it when women spend 5 minutes digging thru their purse, then pull out a check book and say "what day is it?" and then have to redig in their purse for their license!!!! ARGH!!!
Those purses don't look that bad actually....which tells me she had no hand in designing them. LOL. I'm sure I won't be able to afford them, though. I get such a kick out of the shows on E! that have pics of the stars and their $2500.00 purses. Gimme a fuckin break.
that toggle is in the front. The bag has a zipper opening. I like them. But I'm sure they are way outta my price range. She's never gonna beat Jess Simpson in the bag & shoe game. NEVER! Jess' stuff is awesome and her shoes are not expensive!
My purse is the bag from hell. It's a nice one but a wreck! Kleenex, old bills, mail, 5 pair of sunglasses and my 3 pair of reading glasses,old shopping lists and bank deposit slips, 2 checkbooks and my usually lost pens & debit card. I'm sorry if you ever got behind me in line. I try to get my sh** tgth'r before I get in line. But don't hate me for it! Messy purse = a person with a sense of humor! Don't you know anything? LOL! :(
The bigger my purse the more crap I put in it! I try to control my bag size because otherwise I'd tote along the kitchen sink if I could.
mags
one of the many reasons i have never owned a purse! money/cards in pocket!!! works great! :)
I'm always afraid I will be stopped by the cops for some reason and put him thru my digging free-for-all to find my ID! I am scared of that. So, why don't I fix it? I dunno. I like the antici............pation of not knowing!
I want Paris to stop trying to make herself legitimate. It looks forced. Just go away already
"antici............pation" I caught that! LOL!
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