Friday, August 15, 2008

Casey Aldridge says he didn't cheat on mini Cheeto

Gomer Pile (thank you anon commenter for that gem) says he didn't cheat on Jamie Lynn while she was pregnant and he called the Spears clan and pleaded his case. The Spear's thankfully opened their arms, well, probably one arm, they don't want to be dropping the checkbook, and welcomed him back into the fold. Gomer had to explain that brick faced trailer trash just told some lies for money and he was innocent. This is all very hard on Gomer who had to take time out from his busy day of hunting for sticks to scrape the pig poop off his unlaced boots and explaining to Jamie Lynn how his mama cooks with real lard to make vitils guuud eatin'. Seems the wedding by the cement pond is back on and no one asked Jason Alexander a damn thing today. Maybe he died of stupid.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Finally! a more Accurate photo of the Beverly Hillbillies. LMFAO!!!

Anonymous said...

EWWW! I don't care one iota about this sh**. They need to stop talking about it. They don't matter. He's a nobody and she will soon be too, a "used to be"...

Anonymous said...

'wonder how he s'plained the slobber-kissin' pix of him 'n brick-face?

Anonymous said...

he can cheat all he wants...his relationship with JL is a sham....