Thursday, August 14, 2008

Her claim to fame is humping Jamie Lynn's baby's daddy

I don't know about you, but, I love it when ordinary trailer trash chicks get their picture in major magazines when their only claim to fame is screwing the teenage boy friend of D-list teenage sisters of pop stars. Kelli Dawson who claims to be 28, started fucking Casey Aldrige, 19, last year. They must have shut off the electricity in the trailer because he told her she was pretty. Kelli says they were still bumping uglies while Jamie Lynn was pregnant, but, "It just didn’t feel right. He had to deal with the baby coming, and it had to stop." Uh, huu, but, fortunately they do still get together ""kiss occasionally."
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Think this story will throw a monkey wrench in Jamie Lynns wedding plans? I wish they'd had a photo of her getting run out of who's ever yard that is. But, white trash is always fun, right, Aldridge? That In Touch photographer was good to her, her face is harder than the cement blocks holding up the trailer.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

she does have a hard face. For a 28 year old woman, she looks hard. JL is way cuter. Brit is even waaay cuter than either of them. Casey is a whore dog. JL needs to dump his ass.

Anonymous said...

so is cowboy boots and awhite summer the usual attire for young women from Louisiana? It seems to be and thats not a good thing. This chick looks like she's gonna beat somebodys ass!

Anonymous said...

Casey was/is too dumb to take lessons from k-fed. No more Meal Ticket for Gomer Pile!

btw. Not all of us Southerners are like this. There is White Trash everywhere these days.

Anonymous said...

The quotes that have been attributed to this chick are hilarious. What 28 year old would say we still get together and 'kiss occasionally'. She sounds like she is 14 rather than 28.......

Anonymous said...

guess they took those pix on her break from her job pole dancing at the local yocal strip club?

Anonymous said...

anon @ 9:45 said:
so is cowboy boots and awhite summer the usual attire for young women from Louisiana?
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Sadly, it's actually considered fashionable at the moment-- Hollywood & New York fashionistas are pushing that "heavy boots w/ summer dress" look harder than that chick's face. Fortunately, the weather will soon KILL it.
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anon @ 10:27 said:
Casey was/is too dumb to take lessons from k-fed. No more Meal Ticket for Gomer Pile!
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It never would have worked anyway. Much as everyone wants to believe it, he's not the "babydaddy". In order to collect like K-Fed he'd have to clear the DNA test, and no-can-do.
He might be dumb as a box of rocks, but he certainly has an attorney on board advising him to play along-- and he'll be due a sizeable sum for services rendered.

Dirty Disher said...

LMAO @ Gomer Pile. That's his new name here.

Anonymous said...

that girl is a hot mess!