SourceThe secret comes out Thursday — all of the names and previously classified files identifying spies who formed the first centralized intelligence effort by the United States. And guess who's name is on their list? Yep, telling us the legends are true. Julia Child was a US spy. Always gracious and funny and never once talking down to us, the worlds most famous chef led quite an interesting life. Meanwhile, Wolfgang Puck is picking his nose over his poo poo soup, Martha Stewart is wall papering Turkey Hill in hundred dollar bills, Gordon Ramsay is practicing adding fucking fuck to his vocabulary, Paula Deen is sorting her vaginal sausage rolls, ya-wal, and Rachael Ray is shoving coat hangers in her mouth and fried hot dogs up her ass and declaring the world Yumo! No one will remember those bitches in history.
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I love Paula Deen. Leave her alone!!! You Awll!!!
julia was the spy who wined and dined 'em!
those you mention will be remembered but not in the way julia is....julia was awesome to watch especially when she'd say "just a bit of wine" and pour in a whole bunch! :)
martha steals recipes and claims them as her own, but she does have creative craft ideas....
none of them are 'original characters' like julia was....
Anyone else here old enough to remember Dan Ackroyds take on Julia on SNL? He was dressed up like her and wielding a knife and cuts an artery in his arm and blood gushes & squirts all over the place? Remember? All the while he's talking in Julias accent, sing-song style. It was hilarious. And he was bleeding to death. Too funny. Julia was a hoot!
Food and sex are two of the fastest way to get informtion from someone. In the last month an aide to Prime Minister Gordon Brown was picked-up by a good looking female, whom he escorted to his room where she did her thing. He woke up and found his Blackberry was stolen, I wonder how many much else he gave up while doing the deed.
How could you even refer to RR as a chef?
She reminds me of a friend I had in elementary school who loved making snacks after school - same type of ingredients, same mentality! But my friend was only 11 and RR is nearing middle-age!
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