Saturday, August 2, 2008

No restraining order for Sam


Britney Spears has decided not to get another restraining order against Sam Lufti, but has said she will take appropriate legal action if he comes near her again. Pleeease...Britney probably said "Look at my nipples, heee hee." Sam's welcome to come manage me..he can drug me all he likes, I never plug in the phone anyhow and I like regular coffee with fake creamer. It cuts down on the lines he'd have to stand in to fetch it for me. I don't need body guards either, I only have that one stalker. He's harmless. You need a job, Sam, come on over. I know for a fact there's at least $12 bucks in my checking account...I trust you. Oh, there will be a squirrel cage to clean, but, it beats picking up dog poop. I hate seeing a man out of work.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

he's a fucking pig...he was using britney to try to get famous....time to go back to obscurity!