Thursday, August 28, 2008

SandHumper's dad died having good times with his mom


Kay: “On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.
“I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing,” she says. “But it was just the best way to go!”
And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.
“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.
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Should I even mention the fact that Kay McConaughey's other grandson is named Miller Lite? No, I guess not, that might indicate the whole family is kind of screwy and I wouldn't want to perpetuate a myth. I wasn't even going to blog this but, I WAS amazed that having sex with a Cloris Leachman clone is fatal. Who knew? A warning to all you men out there who purchased the popular Cloris Leachman love doll.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

She looks like she is still siting on it.

Anonymous said...

TMI! Sometimes it's more lady like to be a lady in Public and a whore in the bedroom, especially if your husband dies in the process.

It's no wonder Matthew prefers to smell and not shower. Oy!

Anonymous said...

Way to much information! What happen to what happens behind bedroom doors, stays behind bedroom doors. If I am going to kill my husband I will do it the old fashioned way...with a gun!

Anonymous said...

I read that they were going at it doggie style and thats why she wasn't instantly aware of his demise. She couldn't see him, but then he died so she couldnt' "hear" any sounds from him anymore. Besides if you die at home you are carried out covered up! I don't believe for a instant that any ambulance worker would load a dead guy up & haul him out of his own residence naked, in all his glory. No way. I don't believe that part. She shouldn't be talking about it anyway. Maybe she's trying to insinuate that Matthew is hung? She also says that Matthew was concieved when she was considering remarrying Matthews father for the 3rd time! For 16 years they couldn't get preg, then they did, and had Matthew. They were divorced twice, married 3x ,all to each other! Strange family. Good old Cloris is going to be on DWTS. Another show that I have NEVER seen.

Anonymous said...

Its the perfect Hallmark movie of the week!. love, break-ups, sex and dirty talk.

Anonymous said...

What's that arm coming out of the brunette's belly?
Is it trying to pinch some teta?
Is that a teta-pinchin' demon arm?

Anonymous said...

These people seem like very well adjusted, socially conscious, HAPPY people! A little "weird" by conventional standards, but good people!