When life gives you lemons, you make the lemons sorry they ever fucked with you. Her Mother a fond, but, vacant memory now existing only as rusty spare parts in the new Bill Gates Personal Robot franchise and her Father resting comfortably in the L. Ron Hubbard Home For The Short And Insane... and Suri's inheritance long gone, taken by The Church Of Scientology...Suri is glad she saved her Dads shoe lift collection. One remaining fan, some senile old lady named Oprah paid a $1,000 dollars for them on eBAy. Suri parlayed the money into billion dollar fashion business and now laughs all the way to the bank in her mom jeans with ba ba accessories.The Olsen twins now work for her at minimum wage, Conner is her personal pilot, Bella is her personal assistant, Sunday Rose does her taxes, and dreams really do come true.
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yup laugh now all of you and when it comes true, who will be laughing lol.
crystal
OK..totally off the subject here. But my office is going nuts with gnats this summer! Clean office, no food or garbage around. Whats the deal? I went online and it's like this all over. Does anyone know? Are you experiencing the same thing? How do you get rid of them? Nothing works. Sprays, bombs, vinegar in a dish...nothing! HELP!!!! DD..got any ideas? I know, wait for a freeze. & I cannot hardly wait for that now!
You're a f'ing closet Suri fan.
Weird.
DD..u need to read "Twilight", then you'd have something new to discuss. And yeah, whats the deal with you & Suri. Maybe you feel bad for her and her forever robot life ? Her mom needs to stop off in Ohio on their way back from NYC, when the stupid failed play folds and just stay there!
Funny
I refuse to believe those pants will still be in style in 2038.
Crabbie...why not? I was wearing those jeans back in high school and that was 1974! Yeah, I'm probably DD's age! We're cool that way.
I'm waiting for winter to kill the gnats. Gnats are kind of like Suri photos right now. Sure are a lot of em.
LOL you are in rare form today LMFAO. And Twilight is very popular with my middle school students- all those vampire-type books sell really well now. Agreed- recommended read.
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