"My sisters, Scout and Talullah, had cute nicknames,” she says. “When I was 12 and had crushes on guys, I’d put my first name with their last name, but it never sounded right. Rumer Depp? Nope. In school, kids would sing, ‘Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.’ "
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That's not a good sob story, all kids rhyme insult names. But, at least Chinzilla has a great bod and she doesn't blog stoopid everyday. It's not like she's Brooke Hogan, for craps sake. Oh, she also says she's not gay, but, I don't know anyone who's called her gay. Didn't we go through this with PantryLiner? 5 minutes with no paps and they start saying how they aren't gay. Then their photo shows up with the headline "not gay!" And Tumor should have quit while she was ahead. Portrait of a Laughing Potato...there ya go, Tumor. If Van Gogh was alive he'd paint your tater head, but, he aint, so we laugh.
That's not a good sob story, all kids rhyme insult names. But, at least Chinzilla has a great bod and she doesn't blog stoopid everyday. It's not like she's Brooke Hogan, for craps sake. Oh, she also says she's not gay, but, I don't know anyone who's called her gay. Didn't we go through this with PantryLiner? 5 minutes with no paps and they start saying how they aren't gay. Then their photo shows up with the headline "not gay!" And Tumor should have quit while she was ahead. Portrait of a Laughing Potato...there ya go, Tumor. If Van Gogh was alive he'd paint your tater head, but, he aint, so we laugh.
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I don't like her. She bothers me.
Then why'd you post that pic for me to steal?
Nice Tits
At least she has a sense of humour and some realistic idea of her looks, which is what most people have. Beats 90% of the other celebspawns.
i agree with anon 2:02, she knows she has a huge chin and admits it...
she is incredibly unfortunate looking.
she is incredibly unfortunate looking.
So are her sisters who both look like Willis in drag. Sometimes the mixture of attractive genes just doesn't equal attractive kids.
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