Jessica Simpson on her new perfume: “With Fancy, I wanted to create a pretty fragrance, one that I could be just as comfortable wearing on the red carpet or every day ith my favorite jeans. For me Fancy is just that: fancy. This is a special fragrance–personal, whimsical, playful and romantic with a heart of gardenia, an essence I truly cherish.”
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Translation: God, that was so hard to memorization. My eyes look like two piss holes in the snow from staying up all night checking Tony's phone and text messages and I'll bet that fucker's learned that delete thingy. I'm going to take a computer class some day and learn to check his history then HE might be history but not really because if he leaves me like that stupid John Mayer did I will take a whole bottle of baby asprins or jump off a cliff, then they'd all be sorry and people would talk about what a good country singer I am, not like that stupid Carrie Underwood whore. I hope she dies. Like my stupid pregnant sister, I hate them all and I'm so glad I'm the pretty one and what is that smell????? It smells like chicken in a can. Ewww. Oh, anyway, buy Fancy, yeah, that's what I was paid to say. Ha ha, I remembered. I'm not as dumb as they think.
Translation: God, that was so hard to memorization. My eyes look like two piss holes in the snow from staying up all night checking Tony's phone and text messages and I'll bet that fucker's learned that delete thingy. I'm going to take a computer class some day and learn to check his history then HE might be history but not really because if he leaves me like that stupid John Mayer did I will take a whole bottle of baby asprins or jump off a cliff, then they'd all be sorry and people would talk about what a good country singer I am, not like that stupid Carrie Underwood whore. I hope she dies. Like my stupid pregnant sister, I hate them all and I'm so glad I'm the pretty one and what is that smell????? It smells like chicken in a can. Ewww. Oh, anyway, buy Fancy, yeah, that's what I was paid to say. Ha ha, I remembered. I'm not as dumb as they think.
7 comments:
i thought it was carrie underwood in that pix...
Did not recognize her at all! The little story was kinda psycho DD! You need a xany?
Have any of you seen her christmas video's? She tries to be pouty and seductive while singing oh holy night, it's kind of creepy mixed with a whole lota pathetic.
That's what a litle natural talent combined with supernatural stupidity gets you.
"You need a xany?" Yes.
she's selling some Texas Cowboy smart beer and a "fancy" perfume at the same time? This is ridic. Ads came out simultaniously I am guessing. Joe is a fucktard!
Is she going for a Dusty Springfield look?
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