source"Pete Doherty was so upset when his hat got creased at an airport that he started crying.The Babyshambles frontman, 29, was due to fly to Salzburg, Austria, to play a gig last weekend. ‘I informed British Airways of my late arrival,’ he explains. 'I told them I was a kind of minor celebrity and I might get a bit of hassle at the airport.
'Turns out they are complete arseholes. Even when I fell over and badly creased my hat, I had no assistance.'
And Pete admits he was so frustrated he started to blub.
‘I was crying but I didn't want them to see,' he tells the Sunday Mirror."
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Jebuz cripes! Who wants to live in a world where no one helps Pete after he fell on his hat????? You know what he keeps in the hat! It's full of kittens and coke and probably Amy Winehouse and rats and more kittens! Pete added, ''A cynic might say I missed the plane, an honest man might say I went to the airport a little late." My heart goes out to you, dude, it would all make a great song.
2 comments:
Little Pete the house squirrel is laughing at this story! It's stupid. Big Pete is a total idiot!
DD. Lots of kittens and squirrels (possibly drugs). (No Amy) Just hand him over to Jonathan Ross. He always helps Pete explain everything.
Jon, is the caravan still vacant?
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