Thursday, September 4, 2008

Dita Von Thong


She remembered to scuff her soles and put tape on so she didn't fall on her butt, but, well, hmm. I'm betting the Taxi ride was free.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Something about her I am attracted to. i find her both repulsive and irresistible. The Marilyn Manson romance is the part I can't get over. No telling what kind of romance that was.

Anonymous said...

she is way too pale. I know thats her "thing" but it's kinda gross. Like the "undead". She should totally play a vampire in one of the "Twilight" movies!!!

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 10:48-
Being pale isn't her "thing". The hugely-successful "Queen of Burlesque" is a retro-inspired artist who, in a sea of bleached-blonde, tanned lizard-faces-- has managed to create herself in the image of the stunning Vargas pin-ups of the 1940's --and garner worldwide attention and acclaim.

You're an idiot.
But then, you know that.

Anonymous said...

I love ya Dita, but honeychile... it's time for a new pair of Louboutin's! You can afford it.
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As for the crotch shot, I've seen 'paps' literally kneeling and others dropping their cameras wayyy low-- just as female celebs are about to exit their vehicles.
Under those circumstances, even the most careful and "crotch shot aware" celeb is going to get "snapped".

Anonymous said...

Anonymous (10:48:00 AM) said...
"I know thats her "thing" but it's kinda gross."
How can you tell from that pic?
She appears less gross than most to me.
However, considering what may have been in there, you are probably correct.

Anonymous said...

Dita has shown all her 'goods' in the past.

A crotch shot isn't really something special. This is like talking about Coco having a camel toe or Jenna Jamison doing anal in a porn film.

Anonymous said...

I don't know...moviestars in decades past managed to get in and out of limos and cabs without showing their goods. Seems to me that the stars today hope for a good shot and front page exposure.

Anonymous said...

anon 11:48...being pale certainly is part of her thing, her act, her look. Whatever the hell you wanna call it. It's the whole Betty Page rip off. The raven black hair, the milk white skin. This is not new. But a little color wouldn't hurt. Her ex likes the pasty white look as well. I guess I just don't want to look like all my blood has been drained from my body. Dita is a beautiful woman and has made a good living showing off her body. Whatever works!

Anonymous said...

1:04, the photogs of yesteryear weren't angling their camera's to take pics up someones cloths. And if they did they had a small group of bidders for the pics 'cause it wouldn't have made it into a mainstream publication.

Don't tell me ppl actually think that only todays actress's go comando? lol

Anonymous said...

I agree with anon 1:04, I think there is a list of "stars" who would just love a photo like that. And I don't remember that being the case 10 or 15 years ago.

Anonymous said...

In one of the "Hollywood Babylon" books there's the funniest picture of Carmen Miranda being spun through the air wearing a huge smile, her skirt twirling in the wind showing that she was definitely not wearing underpants that day.

cupcake said...

I agree with 11:32 (well written)and FYI all you other ppl I am also that pale. Some ppl are born that way. Take a good look @ the next redhead you see.