People hopes to follow these covers with "Oh, no, he dumped me!" And, "Looking for love again," and "Who be my baby daddy?" and "This is my one true love for real," and "Oh no, I got dumped again!" and "Love on the rebound" and "This is real love, I swear it!" and "Oh, no, not again!" and "Carrie Underwood sucks!"
Friday, September 5, 2008
People covers Simpson's love life
People hopes to follow these covers with "Oh, no, he dumped me!" And, "Looking for love again," and "Who be my baby daddy?" and "This is my one true love for real," and "Oh no, I got dumped again!" and "Love on the rebound" and "This is real love, I swear it!" and "Oh, no, not again!" and "Carrie Underwood sucks!"
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she should buddy up with Aniston. What a pair! Except for the John Mayer thing. He dated Jess waaaay longer than he dated Jen. Jess is probably better in the sack. Only reason he'd stay that long, and she didn't notice his cheating or care? He is becoming a pariah to all women.
Romo is another cheating asshole!
she has really gained alot of weight since being with John. Her face looks alot bigger. She needs to trim down a bit. Girls with big boobs have a tendancy to look heavier than they actually are anyway. My grown daughter has the same problem. It sux!
J-Lo & the triathlon thing is just making me bust a gut laughing. Her ass would be dragging the ground if she actually tried to do that! Can you imagine her peddling, swimming and running till she can no longer go? Not happenin'. She will have some sort of injury & drop out. You just wait & see. It will be impossible for her to actually see that thru. Anybody wanna bet me?
LMFAO! DD you and Crabbie rule!
Why on earth does a totally unrelated magazine cover call out a looney to bash Jennifer Aniston? I just don't get it. I'm not sure I'm exactly a fan of hers, but you never see her discussing her affairs, etc. She seems to call the shots for herself. Maybe people are a little jealous of her ability to love and then quietly move on when she's had enough.
I'd hit it.
...both of it.
Always the kiss of death, covers like these. The break-up will be announced and the magazine won't be off the stands yet. Got to be embarrassing.
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