Tuesday, September 2, 2008

The secret is out


Finally we know..the reason Duchovny went into sex addiction rehab is because he's addicted to porn. Didn't Fox Mulder have that problem too? So, David isn't a cheater, he's a chronic clicker. That place must be crowded. Tea probably sent him to rehab because all the comps were full of x-rated spy ware. "You fuck up the computers one more time and you're going to rehab!" Yes dear. Click. Click, click, click.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too easy to get hooked to online sex. You receive emails inviting you to visit sex sites with every fetish you can imagine at any time of the day or night. All the things that used to be fun for couples is now available for you to see and enjoy in private. It's quick and anonymous and non-judgemental. Sex without guilt kinda takes away from the experience for me though. I'll stick to rubbing and enjoying my partner thanks.

Anonymous said...

Porn sites are sooo full of spyware! BAD thing to download. And the Feds monitor porn sites to see whose downloading, they watch to see if they start downloading & exchanging child porn , then they move in & make an arrest! Good thing they do, but I don't think they catch near as many as they should. Buy DVD's and watch them at home. Nobody will have to know about that. Everything you do online...trust me, somebody is watching!

Anonymous said...

Tea probably got sick & tired of finding her mouse & keyboard all gooeyed up every morning! If you have never seen a porn chick, they are so wretched and haggard looking. Even before they are probably 25! Nasty hags. I guess it ain't about the face tho...

Anonymous said...

There is no dawn without a night.
There is no victory without a fight.
...and, no, I don't have a poetic license.

Anonymous said...

He used to brag about his porn like it was cool back in the X Files days. Looks like it caught up with him.