Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Waitress Snaps



Why you should tip your waitress. AND not fuck with your waitress.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Never EVER mess with the people that handle your food. Never EVER send something back to the kitchen either. That is free game for some ex-con turned short order cook to flick a booger in your meal or rub his dick on your now overcooked steak - I have seen this happen as a server myself.

As a server I have also put a little of my own spit in a drink or two or stuck my nasty dirty finger in something to get even - it's gross and childish but in the moment it made me feel better.

I don't work with the public anymore so ya'll are safe from my form of getting even with idiots that thought I was working to be their personal slave.

OSF

Unknown said...

Works both ways. There have been a couple of times when we've gotten poor service and bitchy waitresses and we were still cool with it. We all have bad days.

I think if I'm paying for my steak to be well done no pink, then that's how it should be, and I am entitled to have it sent back if it's still mooing. It's fair, I'm paying, I expect my service done properly. That said, a friend of my husband's is a waitress worst nightmare. He is the bitchiest man alive. He once sent TOAST back to the kitchen because it wasn't properly buttered. A friggin piece of TOAST!!!!! I seriously hope they sent the toast back covered in jizz.

Anonymous said...

Nice Unc....

Anonymous said...

Being a server is pretty thankless work. I was constantly amazed at the times where I have less then good service and got a great tip while other times I busted my ass and got stiffed - some people just don't have a clue about eating out. If you're not going to treat your server with respect and can't afford the tip then stick to ordering drive-thru from the clown's mouth.

Anonymous said...

hillarous

crystal

Dirty Disher said...

I never got irritated over someone sending food back if it wasn't right. My tip depended on them being happy.

Dirty Disher said...

Oh, but, I did get irritated if they blamed ME for it and stiffed me. The waitress does NOT cook your food.