Friday, October 31, 2008

Celebutard Halloween


Kim Kardashian went as AssWoman. The bracelets have the power to ward off D-list urine.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

With all that metal, she had better worry about rusting!!

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute. I think I saw her on TV getting into a size 0 jeans. With those thighs and rear she must only be 3 feet tall.

Anonymous said...

Can you just imagine the rear-view of her in this costume? *blech* This chick has a disgusting, huge ass, yet IT is why she is still famous! How the hell does that happen?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that size "0" BS had me ROTFL! She has to be at least a 14 in the ass & thighs. She might have a small waist, but the rest is XXL! In fact, they don't even make jeans that would accomodate her ass. No way. She would have to have them altered. She is just made weird.

Anonymous said...

She's actually a very pretty girl,until she opens her stupid,slutty mouth and the par'ass baby voice=ewwwwwwww! gross.

Anonymous said...

Aren't entertainment types supposed to be creative? I swear celebs wear the dullest damn Halloween costumes.

Tonight, I'm giving myself a black eye, messing up my hair, writing a backwards "B" on my cheek, and going out as that crazy McCain worker who said she got the shit knocked out of her by an Obama supporter.

If you want some poltergeist funny, go HERE. I giggled particularly hard at the beer bong sneaking up on the kid playing video games.

Anonymous said...

She is sooo deformed. I wouldn't make fun of her...but she thinks she is so hot. I just can't resist.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN to all! Be safe!!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else wonder what it's like to always have a crew on hand to do your makeup and hair on a daily basis? I'm a makeup artist and it's still a mystery to me. A lot of money goes into being a "personality" these days.

Anonymous said...

looks waaaaaay bettr than Jada Pinketts version!

Anonymous said...

No way she's a 0 or a 14 for that matter. She is quite small if you watched dancing with the stars, can't be more then 5'1 give or take,(slim too) and anyone whos that short knows that 5 extra pounds looks like 15 on them.

Anonymous said...

Wow, in my opinion, we it's actually fact, but, her ass is TOO BIG! That's too much weight for a girl of her height! She's gonna have major health problems in the future I guaruntee you! And, yes, her costume looks better than Jada's.

Anonymous said...

well*

Anonymous said...

DD, are you gonna post pics of those fat kids again this weekend? Probably in Halloween costumes this time...

Anonymous said...

threepumpkins,

that's a great idea of a costume!! please send DD a photo.