Holly will be leaving Hef's mansion and taking her big balls of plastic with her. Maybe..“Well, I do have my own place,” she said. “So I’ve got a place to go, but, you know, I’m kind of, like, in limbo right now.”*
Holly got all pissy about Hef's new twin girl friends, Karissa Weenersucker and Kristina Weenersucker, telling E, “Well, I worked with them on their Playmate pictorial and obviously I need to get better at doing my background checks, right? You know, we ask on the application, ‘Have you ever been arrested or convicted?’ and they said no, so I took that at face value, but if Hef doesn’t care, than who am I to care, right?” Her lip was all snerled up when she said it and she rolled her eyes...Hol is the queen of plastic snark.
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What application? The one where you beg to suck rich old man peen? I have no doubt there is an application form for Hef humping. Intelligence is a huge factor, like, I'm sure, you know, like, you know, like, uh uh uhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
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Think maybe " in limbo" means she is still praying to Cheezus that Hef will realize 'what he's losing' & beg her to stay? Like how some chicks go out of their way to make their man or ex man jealous in hopes that they'll see them & get all flustered, begging them to return?
" Im gonna put Criss Angel on my Top 8! So there!! Look! We're going to Villa together! Look what you gave up, Puffin-asshole!"
Ok, so i hate her and stuff.
LOL @ Cheezus.
No more gravy train? What? Or is she still "employed" by Playboy?
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