Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Guy Ritchie on sex with Madonna...

"It's like cuddling up to a piece of gristle."
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No doubt. A-Rod's sawing at that dried out piece of bacon now and Madonna told friends she wants to have his baby. Yeah, good luck with that menopause miracle, Madge, you deluded old twat.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

she couldn't have a second child with Guy, hence her adopting...not to mention that someone with ZERO body fat is not very likely to get pregnant!

totally team guy on this!!

Anonymous said...

Guy broke out of the dungeon Brad! You too can get your freedom from controlling crazy bitches.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't she realize she is talking about her son's father? Her ego is so big she can't be mature for the sake of the child they share. I am sure her precious Kabbalah suggests this. Why can't she keep it quiet and private? What a selfish slag.
Team Guy too!!! Sprite

Dirty Disher said...

Uhhhh, she's talking about BOTH her sons father.

Anonymous said...

Totally Team Guy here, too!

Anonymous said...

DD, I stand corrected, They have two sons together. Sprite

Anonymous said...

Holy buckets....hey, Madge? Quit worrying about collecting crumb crunchers and iron your HANDS.

Anonymous said...

I thought that was Guy commenting on sex with her @ "it's like cuddling up to a peice of grizzel" (meaning hard unchewable fat (sinew and bone).

Anonymous said...

Is that her hand in the pic? OMG thats the hand of a 90yr old! Look at the age spots, veins and boney fingers!

Anonymous said...

Oh God the deluded old twat comment made me laugh.

Anonymous said...

it IS guy talking about Madonna. It's gotta be true. Can you imagine her naked? Besides she doesn't even sleep naked. She sleeps in a plastic suit, her skin slathered with anti-aging lotion. How cozy would that be? Guy & his hand probably became the very best of friends! She's all about madonna, no one else matters. He finally figured it out. But why after being married for so long do they have to sling mud? They don't need to get shitty about each other. They should be past that by now!

Anonymous said...

Those aren't Madge's hands, are they? If they are what in the hell has she been doing with them to get them in this 100 year old condition? I hate to think.

Anonymous said...

"It's like cuddling up to a piece of gristle."-
Ouch!

with3love said...

Ewww the sex must have been DIS GUST ING!

Anonymous said...

what sex? They didn't even sleep together! And she was never around, even when he asked her to be. Of course we know now that she was gettin' it on the side anyway, from A-Rod. So, she didn't care if Guy was happy!

Anonymous said...

Anon 14:00 - if you think her hands are hideous, you should see her face without make-up - OMG! She came into the place where I worked in NY years ago, and nobody recognized her until she said 'Don't let that guy in', referring to a pap who was approaching with a camera. At first I thought she was Sylvia Miles until other people whispered 'Oh look, it's Madonna'. She must be a real horror show now.

Anonymous said...

OK OK! I'll never forget to put sunscreen on my hands again!

Anonymous said...

If these two are really saying these mean and rather graphic things about each other, they are really bad parents. It's not like their kids live in a vacuum.