Brooke: "So what valuable life lessons did you learn in jail, Nicky?"Nick: "I learned to do this! Gag, cough, choke. That'll get you a half a pack of generic cigarettes."
Brooke: " I can already do that."
Nick: "But, can you do it on a bench press with your ass full of convict dick?"
Brooke: "Tee hee, let's go get on My Space and pray for what's his name!"
Nick: "Yeah, he's gonna walk again."
Both: "Bwaaaa ha ha ha!"
2 comments:
Everybody back on the sidewalk, Nick is out!!!
wow. A U.S.Marine thats drunk some night is going to beat his ass then kill him, no witnesses!
If I saw that happen, honestly I don't know if I'd even say anything either. Sorry. I'd be blind, deaf & dumb to that one!!!
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