Brain freeze and soft porn, err, soft serve won't hurt you a bit. Now Miley's coming out with her autobiography. Just what I always wanted to read, the life story of a 15 year old. I hope she writes it herself (yeah, I know.."auto", do you really think she looked that up?) because I can just read it in my head now.."Miley+ Justin = true loves 4 eva! I hate Selena skanky whore! Jonas brothers sux!" The rest will be covered on You Tube.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Portrait of innocence
Brain freeze and soft porn, err, soft serve won't hurt you a bit. Now Miley's coming out with her autobiography. Just what I always wanted to read, the life story of a 15 year old. I hope she writes it herself (yeah, I know.."auto", do you really think she looked that up?) because I can just read it in my head now.."Miley+ Justin = true loves 4 eva! I hate Selena skanky whore! Jonas brothers sux!" The rest will be covered on You Tube.
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A biography!? She's not through puberty yet!
Is it just me, or is Miley looking reeeeeally rough around the edges these days?
(waaaaay too rough for someone of such tender years!)
Well, considering she's been blowing guys since she was 10, it shouldn't come as any big surprise!
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