Jon and Kate Gosselin would like to announce the birth of new sextuplets, DucksAss, Gimmie, Exploitia, OCD, Lordy-Bea, and Bible-Thumper. Kate says she did not have fertility treatments this time. God gave her these miracles. Admittedly, the six are not as photogenic as the last ones, but, TLC has renewed their contract.*
In an exclusive interview Kate said "Well, Jon and I tried to have just one more, and we got six! My word, these six will be potty training for decades! I'm exhausted!"
*
Sadly, Jon is not here to enjoy this astounding miracle. He was devoured by the new sextuplets, who have been put in time out. He was organic though...and quite tasty. The six say " me wikes Asian foods." Awwwwww, it doesn't get cuter than that!
13 comments:
Looks like she got Winehouse eggs.
oh that's just mean Disher. you can pick on the parents but to pick on the kids is low
lol @ names. Great imagination you have.
These took after Kate in looks instead of Jon -- this is what Katie Irene looks like on the inside, under her mask.
Pick on the parents if you want,but leave the kids alone. they are cute and innocent. This is just ugly.
this is just plain stupid. Are you desperate for something to write about?
The kids are forced into the media by their parents..let's keep it to the parents, the kids are innocent.
Eliza
Hello? Those aren't her kids, they're the ones I made up. Get a grip.
Oh, please, the kids ARE cute and that's the point. Geez. I didn't see this as DD making fun of the kids, more of the grasping greedy Gosselin parents.
Yeah, everybody breathe in bags now....why are people so quick to criticize? DD IS going after the Gosselin parents ONLY. Please to be checking your self-righteousness at the door.
Funny, I don't live too far from this family, and I've NEVER run across them anywhere in E-town or Lancrapster county. Don't suspect I'm missing much, either....;). But I DO truly feel for the kids; they shouldn't have to grow up in the glare of the media all the time. And all for their parents desire for more $$$. In-freakin'-sane.
Going after the paerents is so regular, neverending, and just not that interesting. Guess that is why we all came down on this. Very tired topic.
Barb your a very tired subject. Quit sucking Kates ass. "we all" didnt come down on this. Just losers like you that have no life and live threw Kate and her hoed out family.
ROTFLMAO. Funny stuff and I'd rather be eaten by the mutant kids then stuck married to Katie for 90 years.
Post a Comment