Uhhh, I'm no fashion expert, but, are her tits supposed to be in a different time zone? Maybe they'll send her a postcard at Christmas, you know, like, hi Gwyn, wish you were here! Much love, your tits.
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Why, oh, why would she wear this dress and compress her breasts down like that? Not an attractive look for any woman. Is Gwen trying to prove lately that she doesn't have any class? Well done, Gwen, we got it with the Madge connection. No need to go further with it. This dress looks painful on her.
Holy cow someone's been working overtime on the chest press. She needs to stop listening to her new BFF the big "M", gristle twins the world doesn't need to see.
Gwynnie's a rarity in Hollywood. Most female (and many male) celebs wouldn't dream of going to an event without consulting a fashion stylist... whereas "Gristlette" believes she knows better than the experts.
Time for her to just ante up and admit she's had far more fashion fiasco's lately than "hits".
First of all.....eegad, I'll be seeing that dress in my nightmares. Second--would it *really* be the end of the world if this poor girl actually put on a few pounds? I'm not talking building all that muscle like Gristle has, but a leeettle weight would look good on her. Gwynnie's quite classy (ok, despite the Madge connection), so she could probably carry off just about anything....ok, except that dress. That's 10 kinds of WRONG.
Uhhh, I'm no fashion expert, but, are her tits supposed to be in a different time zone? Maybe they'll send her a postcard at Christmas, you know, like, hi Gwyn, wish you were here! Much love, your tits.
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Why, oh, why would she wear this dress and compress her breasts down like that? Not an attractive look for any woman. Is Gwen trying to prove lately that she doesn't have any class? Well done, Gwen, we got it with the Madge connection. No need to go further with it. This dress looks painful on her.
Is it the dress or her body??? How did she achieve those bulges near her shoulders?
Holy cow someone's been working overtime on the chest press. She needs to stop listening to her new BFF the big "M", gristle twins the world doesn't need to see.
She has never had tits. Don't you remember that awful pink prom dress she wore to the oscars?
Clothes don't hang right on her - she should stop trying to look glam. It ain't gonna work for her.
She's not a heavy woman, she's very slender, but that dress makes her look dumpy & chubby. She's too old to be wearing that.
that color sucks on her too and those awful shoes!!! *Gak*
WTF is wrong with her chest????????? I'm not talking only about her tits, but the whole area looks WEIRD. Wha??????
Gwynnie's a rarity in Hollywood. Most female (and many male) celebs wouldn't dream of going to an event without consulting a fashion stylist... whereas "Gristlette" believes she knows better than the experts.
Time for her to just ante up and admit she's had far more fashion fiasco's lately than "hits".
Exactly, 9:02. We live in tabloid times. The "What was she thinking?!" column is nothing to aspire to.
First of all.....eegad, I'll be seeing that dress in my nightmares. Second--would it *really* be the end of the world if this poor girl actually put on a few pounds? I'm not talking building all that muscle like Gristle has, but a leeettle weight would look good on her. Gwynnie's quite classy (ok, despite the Madge connection), so she could probably carry off just about anything....ok, except that dress. That's 10 kinds of WRONG.
That dress does nothing for her beautiful figure.
This dress from a woman who blogs about stylish outfits. Yikes. You know she had about 1000 options that evening and that's what she wore. Sheesh.
go fug yourself here we come.
wtf awful
It's the anti-cleavage!!!
Seriously! I'm thinking about picketing cleavage after seeing this photo.
Vertical Boobs - ewww
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