Diddy to Allure ..."I shave and groom my private areas. It’s a better presentation for me. If men require women to go through the pain, we should return the favor."*
He also waxes his legs and gets pedi's and brow work. I like how he calls it a "presentation"..like he's some kind of gift wrapped present from the Gods. I had a boy friend who gave me a coffee pot for Christmas once, because his was broken. I think sleeping with Diddy would be like that. Something you don't need, never wanted and have no use for. But, it heated up fast and it was all over in 30 seconds.
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"presentation"....does he put it on a silver tray with parsley garnish??? a side of au gratin potatoes?
Arrogant bragart!. This guy was exposed by "Superhead" in her book as nothing but hype. I dont watch MTV because this guy is on all the time promoting himself. Whe Biggie got killed he rode that shit to the end with merchandise and concerts and remakes using Biggie's tracks with Diddy in the background mumbling and moaning like a fucking idiot. This guy loves himself so much that he screams his own name when he comes.
EWWW! Just EWW! Men shave "down there" for the optical illusion of it looking bigger than it is. Thats all. Thats what Cosmo says anyway!!! LOL!
I'm all for some 'manscaping' but don't talk about it moufbreever. Dayum!
And no matter what he does, he's still an ugly, snaggle-tooth munchkin. -G
What is the deal with this guy? He seems to be famous only for being famous.
I'm all for some manscaping but for the love all that's Holy Miss Tia...puh-leese, no more cheese references when talking about a guys junk cuz...eeeewwwwww
I hate a Brazillian cuz really? Who wants to slobber over a 10 year old crotch - I don't get that at ALL.
Natural look is wonderful unless I need to mow a path just to find the damn thing.
Nards should be shaved cuz it feels better from both sides.
I'm just sayin' razor burn can be a bitch!
And yup, the "optical inch" is true but some guys need to shave at least half way up.
Who in the HELL needs to floss at the same time?
Air Kisses,
Nellyboy
I'm all for some manscaping but for the love all that's Holy Miss Tia...puh-leese, no more cheese references when talking about a guys junk cuz...eeeewwwwww
I hate a Brazillian cuz really? Who wants to slobber over a 10 year old crotch - I don't get that at ALL.
Natural look is wonderful unless I need to mow a path just to find the damn thing.
Nards should be shaved cuz it feels better from both sides.
I'm just sayin' razor burn can be a bitch!
And yup, the "optical inch" is true but some guys need to shave at least half way up.
Who in the HELL needs to floss at the same time?
Air Kisses,
Nellyboy
Anon @ 12:45 is absolutely right. Word is Diddy's "all show and no go."
a bag over his ugly melon would be a better "presentation"
Does this little boy think he's handing out a trophy? Just give my girlfriends from the east side minutes alone with this bitch.
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