Shortly after this photo was taken Katie Holmes dropped to all fours and was growling like bigfoot, then she bit a photographer and laughed like a hyena. Police were called, but all they found was a crop circle shaped like a douchebag.
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Well, we knew it was coming. The hyena laugh, Ann Archer's son, the head sino, Tom and now Katie. OY!
I saw in the grocery line last weekend a picture of her on a mag that said they are ready for another baby and that she is "so excited and so is Nicole K.".
Where are Katie's family? Someone needs to help her. I know she is supposed to be an adult, but...
I agree. I grow tired of seeing the same "new" Kate Cruise, which is short for; Katie Holmes has been cleansed of thetans and is a pure soul void of happiness, self control, conscious thought or individuality. The entire courtship masquerade is laughable. Tom makes calls to several different actresses and interviews them until one of them falls for the charade. You are a sick twisted crazy person Tom, and I am a Xenuphobe--stay away from me.
Don't write about "this" Kate! Write about Kate Gosselin being in K-Mart lay-away commercials now! Dayum! I will kill myself if I see that! *stabs eyes*...did anyone EVER see the toy shopping trip episode with those kids of hers? No way. Stay away from K-Mart Lay-away if she's running it! LOL!!!
I know, right? What a friggin' joke, that Katie Irene is shopping at K-Mart or on lay-away. In fact, she turned down brand new outfits, many of them, for the tups because they were Walmart. Told giver that her kids were not going to wear those kinds of clothes. She is trailer trash personified and I'm embarassed for her. She and her testosterone-free husband, gag, I can't look at them even in a commerical.
It's like any celeb that has clothing in Wal-Mart or K Mart. They wouldn't actually wear that shit! No way! Like normal ppl? You have to be joking! Hahaha!(evil laugh)...And I agree,she'd do lay-away? My ass!!!! I heard the kids were getting their own clothing line anyways. Maybe it's going to be thru K Mart/Sears? that would explain this strange turn of events. But gag me. I wont be waiting in no damn lay away line with her & those 8 monsters. 'Cept the Professor, he's toot!
Oh! This reminds me of parents who think their children are above wearing clothes that aren't from Bloomingdales, Nordstroms or Neiman Marcus.
I'm always amused (and a little disgusted) by people who must think their last name is Kennedy, but who are in fact just ordinary "Joe's 'n Jane's"---- people who think "Sizzler" is fine dining, who drive economy cars and who barely manage the mortgage payment on the first of the month--- yet turn their noses up at perfectly cute and extremely durable items that friends/family gift their kids from "lesser" stores. Even if they WERE wealthy... why spend a fortune on kid's clothes that will be outgrown in four months?
Don't we all know people like that? God knows I do.
Sure, but, what I love is..their kids grow out of the designer clothes in a week and I buy 'em at their garage sales. And not one kid in preschool knows the difference.
Shortly after this photo was taken Katie Holmes dropped to all fours and was growling like bigfoot, then she bit a photographer and laughed like a hyena. Police were called, but all they found was a crop circle shaped like a douchebag.
7 comments:
Well, we knew it was coming. The hyena laugh, Ann Archer's son, the head sino, Tom and now Katie. OY!
I saw in the grocery line last weekend a picture of her on a mag that said they are ready for another baby and that she is "so excited and so is Nicole K.".
Where are Katie's family? Someone needs to help her. I know she is supposed to be an adult, but...
I agree. I grow tired of seeing the same "new" Kate Cruise, which is short for; Katie Holmes has been cleansed of thetans and is a pure soul void of happiness, self control, conscious thought or individuality. The entire courtship masquerade is laughable. Tom makes calls to several different actresses and interviews them until one of them falls for the charade. You are a sick twisted crazy person Tom, and I am a Xenuphobe--stay away from me.
Don't write about "this" Kate! Write about Kate Gosselin being in K-Mart lay-away commercials now! Dayum! I will kill myself if I see that! *stabs eyes*...did anyone EVER see the toy shopping trip episode with those kids of hers? No way. Stay away from K-Mart Lay-away if she's running it! LOL!!!
I know, right? What a friggin' joke, that Katie Irene is shopping at K-Mart or on lay-away. In fact, she turned down brand new outfits, many of them, for the tups because they were Walmart. Told giver that her kids were not going to wear those kinds of clothes. She is trailer trash personified and I'm embarassed for her. She and her testosterone-free husband, gag, I can't look at them even in a commerical.
It's like any celeb that has clothing in Wal-Mart or K Mart. They wouldn't actually wear that shit! No way! Like normal ppl? You have to be joking! Hahaha!(evil laugh)...And I agree,she'd do lay-away? My ass!!!! I heard the kids were getting their own clothing line anyways. Maybe it's going to be thru K Mart/Sears? that would explain this strange turn of events. But gag me. I wont be waiting in no damn lay away line with her & those 8 monsters. 'Cept the Professor, he's toot!
Oh! This reminds me of parents who think their children are above wearing clothes that aren't from Bloomingdales, Nordstroms or Neiman Marcus.
I'm always amused (and a little disgusted) by people who must think their last name is Kennedy, but who are in fact just ordinary "Joe's 'n Jane's"---- people who think "Sizzler" is fine dining, who drive economy cars and who barely manage the mortgage payment on the first of the month--- yet turn their noses up at perfectly cute and extremely durable items that friends/family gift their kids from "lesser" stores. Even if they WERE wealthy... why spend a fortune on kid's clothes that will be outgrown in four months?
Don't we all know people like that? God knows I do.
Sure, but, what I love is..their kids grow out of the designer clothes in a week and I buy 'em at their garage sales. And not one kid in preschool knows the difference.
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