Thursday, November 6, 2008

Split..

Life is so hard. How will Terri Seymour ever mend her broken heart after the split from Simon Cowell? Oh, yeah, $10 million might ease the pain. Simon gave her 5 million in cash and a mansion in Beverly Hills worth almost as much for being his girl friend for six years. Jeez..the last time a guy broke up with me I got a sack full of empty beer cans he tossed out of his trunk to make room for my TV.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

She spent some good years with him. Her youth has got to be worth something , right?. I wonder how much he offered the first time?.

Anonymous said...

I'd take it!!! She's one smart cookie. He's not the ass we all thot he was, now is he? Thats pretty stand-up for a man these days. Makes you kinda not hate him, doesn't it?
DD, you crack me up! I just believe your little tid bits and can totally see it happening. Ever seen any of your aquantances on "Cops"? LOL!!

Anonymous said...

I actually liked them as a couple and she seemed nice and down to earth. Simon obviously cares for her by doing that, I mean 10 Mil?

Mags

Anonymous said...

Maybe he made her part his hair and iron his t-shirts.

Dirty Disher said...

Not on Cops, but, I did see my second cousin get shot after a high speed chase, on the evening news.

Anonymous said...

DD...LMFAO!!! You are just too funny. I hope your cousin wasn't killed! Wow!!!

Dirty Disher said...

He was killed. It's a source of great argument in my family. The cops assumed he was armed, but, he wasn't. I say the dumb bastard should have put his hands up like they told him..but, he was too high.

Anonymous said...

I guarantee the little "gift" of cash+mansion came with the juicy caveat of a Terri signing a very carefully worded "non-disclosure" agreement.

Everything has it's price...

Anonymous said...

beer cans are 25c (euro cent) a piece. So a sack full of them can be a lot of money ....

Anonymous said...

Apparently he NEVER wanted kids or to EVER get married...and she just needed both.

I'm glad to see they have parted as friends.

Anonymous said...

Why do so many women think that they can change a mans mind about wanting a family and picket fence, ok gated estate in this case, when the guy was upfront all along that isn't what he wants?

I think that was a pretty stand up thing to do, give her cash to live well the rest of her life and a home like she got used to living with him.

But come on, have you never heard this womans voice? OMG it has to be THE most annoying pitchy nasal whine i've ever heard.

Anonymous said...

man I would be his lover for 10 mil! Dont have to swallow do I?

Dirty Disher said...

He might turn you into a boy bander.