I flipped around last night and came across the Gosselins, I'd forgotten it was on. They were on yet another trip, when aren't they? It's so gowd awful boring. So anyhow, Bitch-Face was taking the kids candy. "They don't need lollipops, they aren't even organic." Or some such fuckery. Except Hannah, who's her favorite little ass kiss. Kate wrapped Hannahs lolly up for later. The rest of the monkeys got their candy shit canned. That's how good moms work, take note. Oh, and the twins did get to keep sucking their non organic sugar load right in front of the unlucky little ones because everyone knows, if Kate takes Madys candy, Mady will whip that machete out of her American Girl purse and chop Kate to bloody bits right on camera. Not saying the kid has a problem, but, a few decades with a criminal lawyer and psychiatrist couldn't hurt. So, that's all I saw before I decided Kate's still a Kunt and this show is worse than a root canal. BORING.
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Then I turned it to MTV and The Hills was on. I'd never watched The Hills in my life, so I stopped and sat through 15 minutes of it. Are you kidding me with these people? They should all be on disability for mental retardation. For real. Jesus Christ on a crutch! They are so brain dead that when Hilton came on with her New BFF I thought I was at at a Mensa meeting. Y'all should be deeply ashamed of yourself if you watch The Hills. Audrina is a fucking potato. A blank eyed brain dead slack jawed fucking potato. I'm in shock. Why did I go there, why???
Then I turned it to MTV and The Hills was on. I'd never watched The Hills in my life, so I stopped and sat through 15 minutes of it. Are you kidding me with these people? They should all be on disability for mental retardation. For real. Jesus Christ on a crutch! They are so brain dead that when Hilton came on with her New BFF I thought I was at at a Mensa meeting. Y'all should be deeply ashamed of yourself if you watch The Hills. Audrina is a fucking potato. A blank eyed brain dead slack jawed fucking potato. I'm in shock. Why did I go there, why???
20 comments:
There's a lot to be said for broadcast tv.
The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Heroes, and My Own Worst Enemy were a pleasure to watch.
House is on tonight, you know.
and we thought amy wineruns teeth looked like a horses!!! yikes!!!!!!!
Wow...I cannot look away from her teeth........
Photoshop
Kate is wearing invisible braces or those invisiline things now. I could see them on last nights show. She is ugly and a real bitch.
LEAVE KATE ALONE YOU WHORE! YOU ARE A WHORE!
This is how Katie Irene always looks to me. What a greedy, classless, grasping, dirty, terrible wife and mother she is. I'm embarrassed for her. When will TLC do us a favor and flip this one off for good?
My daughter's roomate has a sister that just had 5 beautiful babies. Cutest things you ever saw! Why don't they have a TV show? The mom is 1/2 Philipino too. So, explain that to me TLC? 2 boys, 3 girls. Give them a freakin' show!!! They are at least cute to look at & nice people!
Congrats to the fab five!
her claim to fame is she birth a litter. The thing about these Reality shows is that at some point the show becomes a career for the people featured on the show about their extraordinary life. They quit their jobs and the show becomes their work. God help them when its over. If they are smart they get a new house, vacations, endorsement deals. They can charge $$ to go around talking about themselves.. see .. they get a career out of being on Tv.
Disher-
Been reading your comments on Moon's blog and just had to check out your blog. Two words....Love it. I'm sitting here laughing. You have certainly hit the nail on the head as far as this family is concerned! Keep up the good work.
That has to be photo shopped. No human's teeth are like that. Looks like something from a Tim Burton movie.
But, LOOK at her eyebrows!!! Oh...my....GOD....they're...INHUMAN. And that weird-ass crookedy smile/grimace? Good lord...I can't decide now which is freakier, this snap or the one of Britney's dad in the evil clown suit. Holy shitballs......
Welcome Rebecca! Yep, I loves me some Moon blog. I'm more polite there..heh.
DD, Rebecca, what moon's blog are you talking about? There're so many... could you provide a link please?
Ditto on Anon. 9:58!!!!!!!
Can teeth be pushed back into your head with invisalines?
Did she pay someone to make her eyebrows look like that?
My dog had 8, Kate had 6. Can my dog get a new house? She's a lot cuter than Kate and can do tricks!
I hate to be Captain Obvious here, but to all of those commenting on Kate's teeth, eyebrows etc. - this picture has been photoshopped......
If your dog gets a show I'll watch it every single week. Don't watch the Gosselin litter because that bitch is just too bitchy.
Here is the link to Moon's blog. Disher hope it is ok to post it.
http://blog.psychic-wisdom.net/
It's okay by me, I don't know how Moon feels or I'd have linked her. She has a great blog.
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