Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Jolie is heading for a breakdown..call me when she shaves her head


Sources tell The Enquirer that "After months of nonstop traveling, bickering with Jennifer Aniston, and tending to the constant needs of the six kids, she suffered a public emotional breakdown after the London premiere of her new film, Changeling."
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Yep, that's right. We all should be ashamed of picking on Saint Angie and causing her to break down in front of her fans. The source adds that "Brad Pitt is scared to death that she's going to crash and burn." Anyone want to tell her you're sorry? That's what I thought.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

More made up crap!

Where can I get one of those "source" jobs for tabloid mags? I could make up better stuff than that! I would change my name to Source, if it paid well enough.

Anonymous said...

Again...Ozzie. I swear!!!

Anonymous said...

made up crap.

I agree

Jerry Cass - Confirmed said...

I thought she was talking about her mom and started crying, but I haven't seen the footage.

Anonymous said...

Boo-friggin-hoo, Angie. I really have no sympathy for her. If it is true she broke down at all, and I doubt that, it is probably because she is once again pregnant.

Anonymous said...

pregnant or somebody got into her stash! She'll cut you if you touch her stash ya' know.

Anonymous said...

Oh.. mg. You're quoting the National Enquirer?

Hell must have frozen over.

Anonymous said...

Even her dad said she had mental issues. Now that people are starting to voice negative comments towards her, she suddendly becomes sensitive. I have always thought she is nuts. Good luck with the conservatorship Brad.

Anonymous said...

She is nuts the crazy is still there just funnelled into traveling the whole world and adopting /birthing and visiting with refugges
( sorry for the misspelling)

Anonymous said...

When somethig starts out "sources tell THE ENQUIRER"...............I smell bullshit!

Anonymous said...

There's an old saying in New England... what comes around goes around ( singing Justin Timberlake ) I have zero sympathy for this nasty whore!

Anonymous said...

It wasn't so much BS, Anon, was it when Edwards was nailed by the Enquirer? They have their moments.

Anonymous said...

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